chistmerry christmas everyone &
i hope youll have a sexy yuletide season
Pinoy model / endorser June Macasaet bagged the coveted 2012 International Manhunt title last November 9, 2012 held at Bangkok Thailand, beating 54 candidates from around the globe. The Century Tuna 1st runner up and celebrity endorser of a (please insert brand name) corn beef was hailed from Batangas and struts his way to fame with his god-like physique and wash board abs. Hoping you’ll like his pictures which i grabbed from his facebook account.
Oh my, oh my…. mi amore Aljur Abrenica. He is back – slowly but surely. After a BIG slump during his short-lived Machete soap, he is back with ammunition and ready to prove that he is not another pretty actor who can’t act. He is taking it in strides so far and focus on what his strength i.e. body of atlas.
I love the fact that he is humble enough to admit that he really cant act that well kung ikukumpara with his contemporaries but he never loose his sight to his goal. Nag lay low siya for a time and went back with a movie with Rhian Ramos for ‘My Kontrabida Girl’. It’s not a huge blockbuster film since mostly pakilig ang movie but his acting deserves a round of applause. It’s not that amazing pero pasado na. I just hope GMA 7 will give enough challenging roles na he will bloom. Ipahiram muna nila si Aljur sa mga indie film directors that would further enhance his craft. Of course the fill should not hurt current image to the public. I think aright script will do the trick.
What I do like about him is he never alienated his gay fans. He never let us feels that we are a mass of squealing fags who doesn’t know his right from left. He acknowledges it by simply smiling and wave at his gay legion of fans. He did not say anything offensive against us but he rather acknowledges the fact that we are a big part of his showbiz success.
So I’m leaving his recent photos which I garnered from his FB account and I hope you guys will like them as I like them.
I bet everyone likes to know my latest misadventures in the massage business. To be honest, matagal na rin akong di nagpupunta or nagpapamasahe. There are a lot of establishments that closes na rin and I surely miss some of them. A new reader shared that there are a lot of new massage parlour in Quezon City that I yet to experience – given the time, money and location since I’m now living far from Manila, I have to think things twice. Come to think of it, Valenzuela is not that far from the hustles and bustles of pink Manila. Its a just train away and a long slow and painful tumbling at McArthur Highway. Not to mention, quite boring as you see a line of houses and few perky establishments.
I thought it will be a loooong winter. I snuggled in my comfy chair and never thought that I will find myself to another misadventure. Anyway, I just like to share a massage parlour that I and a comrade discovered. It was one hot summer night and we are feeling jiggy with the booze we’ve been drinking. Of course napagusapan namin ang mga massage parlor na pinagdalhan ko sa kanya hanggang sa may maalala siya na isang masahehan around Manila na hindi pa naming nasusubukan. It was actually parang a ‘tell-tale’ na hindi ako naniwala at first. May apprehension ako dahil ang nagsabi sa kanya ay isa sa mga booking niya. Plus he is straight so i don’t really know kung totoo nga yun. And di pa rin naman niya napupuntahan by that time. So, what I did, with the high level of toxins in my head, I challenge him to bring us to the place. In just a second, he said ‘ok… well find it’.
We are drunk and I don’t know how I reached the place but what I know is I’m at the doorstep of a massage parlour – a Thai massage to be exact. The place is called CHULA MASSAGE. The mini flyer said that they are a member of the International Thai Therapy Association and Philippine Wellness and Spa Association. Their massage ranges from Php 200.00 (foot reflex) and as far as Php 480 (hot stone massage and ventosa with massage). I did not try both rather I tried the Thai and shiatsu massage so far for the two instances that I tried their services.
The entrance is kinda cool. It’s littered with the old Thai culture sprinkled with the old Manila style. A girl receptionist will greet you upon entering their premises. I like how it was designed. I kinda envy the gay manager/owner who runs the place since I like their door design and chandelier. The lights are dim and classy – rich in colour, opulent, comfortable. Going back to masseurs, you won’t see them at first. Its not like you typical male massage parlour na you get to glimpse at them in a line up or through a small aquarium-like room and you get to pick the masseurs. It’s like going to a candy store and pick WHO you like. “Oh mom, I like the big slab of chocolate with 6 pack abs.” So you just kinda imagine who will attend to your needs and try guess amongst the male masseurs who walks back and forth from the reception room to the kitchen. I swear I could see the kitchen at the back of the parlour. It doesn’t have much furniture’s since it’s a spa. What do I expect, a dining table perhaps (rofl). The room are found at the second floor. It’s a long bedroom divided into four or five cubicles that are divided by … guess what… just a curtain. So kinda see what is happening at the other ‘cubicles’. So kung anung ganda ng entrance, dun naman bumagsak pagdating sa masahehan mismo. I mean, maririnig mo talaga kung anu yung ginagawa sa kabila and you can take a peek pa. As in bosohan talaga. Good thing mga kakilala ko yung 2 kasama ko kaya ok lang for me. So if ever you decided to come to this massage parlour, I would recommend bringing in a friend.
Did I mention that I tried the spa twice? First, I was really dead drunk. Second… tipsy! So during my first time since I’m new sa place, I didn’t get to pick my masseur. Sabin ng girl receptionist, nakapila daw sila kaya hindi daw pwedeng mamili. Granted that I’m new and I don’t know their rules, so I give in. I got a masseur whose name is Nor. Kinda reminded me of the Knorr broth cubes that my mom used at the kitchen. Kinda lame for a pseudonym but I’m not the person who will wearing it so it’s fine by me. He is tall, dark and lanky. You know matangkad kasi siya kaya parang hukot tumayo and hindi rin naman malaki ang katawan. Payat pero his muscles are at the right places naman. Yung typical guy who like to play basketball, ganun ang dating niya. Medyu bumbayin look with deep seethed eyes and charming at times. He brought in a bowl of water and soap to clean up my feet at the reception. I think yun yung pinakaprocedure nila for clients before you take your massage. I think it’s because of the things that you bring with your feet and I think its mandatory for them.
Nor’s massage is fine. Relaxing – highly recommended. Parang aral talaga and pinag-aralan niya talaga yung shiatsu. I think nakatulog nga ako during the whole session eh kaya I’m happy with what I have paid. Regarding extra, they offer but as in any business – mostly hush, hush. Did I mention na he is just wearing brief during the time that I had my session. So you kind know na by that time na talagang meron. What I don’t like is the price… I mean ‘taga’ talaga! I think he was asking for 1.5K to 1K for a blow and romance – no ‘tsug’ at all. So I just left him a tip by that time for their great massage. I think 2hum or 3hum… nakalimutan ko na. My friends who came with me are not that happy rin for their hired masseur. Some of them maarte daw and nagpapataas pa ng presyo and the other one complaint na hindi nya daw bet yung napunta sa kanya. They have an ongoing rule na if you don’t like to masseur just squeal and they would immediately replace it. For me, young ganitong ruling is absurd since ang hirap naman mag-reject right on your face. Plus the agony of explaining why you need to replace your masseur. These humans, they have feelings. It’s not like an inanimate object that you could ask for a replacement if it doesn’t fit – all you need to have is waive your receipt.
Since our primary motto a.l.a. Justine Bieber ‘never says never’ and we need to keep our time worth it, we opted for second tryst. Ay sus…que horror, we shouldn’t have had done it. My friend kasi bought a promo ticket na once he returned at least 3x, the fourth one will be free. So he needs to use those tickets rin kaya we opted to come back. Since nagging friend friends na nga kami nung receptionist, nakapili na kami this time ng masseur. Kinuha ng friend ko yung masseur ko na si Nor while I opted for a new one. A bit muscular, charming rin kahit paano and wala namang amoy (hahaha). Pero this one is worst, bad massage and asking for too much. I ended up going home dismayed and I didn’t even left him a tip. Rudeness-gracious!!! He thought siguro that if I refused, my friend will get him anyway. I have enough cash load by that time pero siguro on how I look by that time (super pambahay), he took to him to himself that I’m penniless twink.
So overall, I don’t think that id like to come back at this massage parlour. If ever ill come back, ill just opt for the massage and they better be good.
The Santacruzan is a popular religious festival held in many towns and cities throughout the Philippines as the highlight of the month-long celebration of Flores de Mayo during the month of May. It is usually celebrated with a parade of decorated floats and elaborately dressed characters, representing various aspects of the Virgin Mary and other figures. The festival was introduced to the country during the Spanish period and continues to be celebrated by Filipinos all over the world.
Participants are hand picked by ‘Hermana Mayor’ who usually sponsors the said event. Only the most beautiful virgins are invited to represent each ‘queens’. Since gays are legally denied of this celebration, we created our own version of Santacruzan. Below are some pictures that i took at least 3 to 4 years ago. i hope youll have fun guys…
- A Saturday Santacruzan to remember… (normannorman.com)
- Santacruzan at Seasons Marketplace at Landess, Milpitas (globalnation.inquirer.net)
- Bb. Pilipinas Grand Santacruzan 2012 (normannorman.com)
“His royal hunkness” has a wide range of photo album that showcases hot men in the Philippines which i cant help but oggle and fantasize. So i cant help but feature ‘Kenneth Paul Salva’ – an underwear model and actor. Tried to access his account but i bet its retricted for his friends and family. I hope that i could share some info …sad ;-(. (dear readers, if you can share some thing about him, dont hesitate to write down your comment on the box shown below). Anyhow, here are some of his photos shared by ‘His Royal Hunkness’ (thank – aj) …enjoy
- MAMA, THIS MAKES MAH TEMPERATURE HIGH: featuring James Pinca (thinkofaj.wordpress.com)
- Shlohmo scheduled more shows, got remixed by Salva (brooklynvegan.com)
TAYLOR KITSCH should say SORRY!
Yup, Hollywood actor Taylor Kitsch should say SORRY to Filipinos as he allegedly described an airport customs officer threatened to send him back to Japan, his port of origin, because he had run out of pages in his passport. Not a simple Sorry using his press manager or his website but right on TV… maybe he could use the Letteman Show to say his piece.
The story of the alleged bribe emerged when “Late Show” host David Letterman asked the “Friday Night Lights” TV star about his recent shoot for the Oliver Stone film “Savages”. Letterman mentioned the Philippines when he talked about the shoot — but Kitsch failed to correct him and say that the filming took place in Indonesia.
According to the reports of YAHOO NEWS! - Denny Indrayana, Indonesian deputy minister for justice and human rights, confirmed to Detik.com news portal that “theIndonesian official who allegedly bribed Taylor Kitsch has been identified and we are now in the process of interrogating him.
“He will be sanctioned if he is found guilty of asking for a bribe.”
The 30-year-old Canadian-born actor arrived at Bali island’s Ngurah Rai airport on February 1, as scheduled, to shoot a film in the neighbouring West Nusa Tenggara province.
Kitsch said he was finally allowed in after proving he was an actor by showing the officer on his iPhone the trailer for his recently completed film “John Carter,” in which he plays a Civil War veteran transplanted to Mars.
“I said ‘I can show you something to prove (that I’m an actor)’ and then I’m looking on my iPhone because their computers weren’t working, and he is like ‘Hey, can you get me one of those’…,” Kitsch told Letterman.
Based on GMA NEWS website “A quick probe by Customs Commissioner Ruffy Biazon revealed that there was no record of Kitsch entering the Philippines.”
How can Taylor let this slip away without correcting himself… Can anyone bring Taylor a world map and point the direction of Philippines vs. Indonesia? Does he know where he was at that time…come on! Theres a huge difference between the two countries aside from its spelling, if he can actually read. Oh yeah…he is an actor nonetheless, he can read scripts! Then why cant he distinguish the two countries? Are you on drugs… Or better yet, why dont we ask David Letterman. Is this due to old age?
Hey Taylor… remember Claire Danes! Where is she right now… i hope she got a career….
- Philippines: No airport hassle for Taylor Kitsch (pbpulse.com)
- Taylor Kitsch Airport Security Goes Off Without A Hitch (huffingtonpost.com)
- Philippines: No airport hassle for Taylor Kitsch (seattletimes.nwsource.com)
- Philippines denies Kitsch’s airport tale (nation.com.pk)
- Philippines: No airport hassle for Taylor Kitsch (ctv.ca)