amazing blow!

i have heard a lot of stories kung saan saan nakipag hadahan ang kakilala kong local parlorista na nagmamanicure sa may kanto ng Lardizabal and Dela Fuente.  I cant believe his/her stories but i bet lahat nang yun ay may katotohanan kahit “makipag-face to face” man ako kay Tsang Amy.  Sa likod ng dyip, sa masikip na eskinita, sa gasolinahan at panigurado ko hindi kaya ang isang araw para magbigay pa lang ng halimbawa.

Pero this one takes the crown…with matching evidence pa for ‘show cause’.  Isang araw habang ako ay nag-FB gamit ang daring kong account page – eto ang aking nasilayan… blow job sa isang kiddie ride. har! har! har!

 

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silipin ang Happy Aquarium

Kabilugan ng buwan at kasagsagan nang aking kaarawan. Habang ako at ang ilan sa mga malalapit kong mga kaibigan ay tumitili sa saya dahil sa mga nakahain na The Bar sa aming harapan ..

Tinamaan na yata ng espirito ng alkohol at nakahanap kami ng libangan. Ang camera phone ko naman ang napag-tripan namin.

Isang malaking PAK! Magandang ideya … at sabay kandirit ng mga kaibigan kong ‘naka-ayos’ pang bulag.  Calendar Recto girls ang munting tema. Pang hayok ang labanan ng dalwa kong kaibigan kaya .. HALA.. eto na ang mahahalay nilang larawan.

Naalala ko tuloy ang mga babaeng masahista sa Recto dati.  Pa-bonggahan ang ayos, ang pinakamahalay panalo at siya ang may pinaka-maraming parokyano.  Eh kung ganito ba naman ang makikita niyo sa mga ‘Happy Aquarium’ .. wala ka nang hahanap hanapin pa.

 

the best 3 trannies for booking

my gay friends belong in two different spectrum.  the first spectrum is the ‘discreet‘ group which we fondly called ‘paminta (peppers)’ and the second group is what we call trannies or otherwise known as ‘cross dresses’.  you could bet that i touched based on both worlds on a daily basies and loving each eccentrities as well.

 

but in this post, i would like to discuss the TOP 3 ‘SPEEDY’ TRANNIES for bookings.  meaning they are the quickest amongst my friends who could easily book a guy in just a matter of minutes!

 

YES! its true because i have witnessed these three ‘girls’ on hooking their latest tricks every day at my friends salon.  so here goes my list…

 

 

1. SHEM – the tranny from Bataan is a self-made businesswomen who manages her salon on her own hometown.  she visited manila last year for a few seminars and bought some stuff as well.  this girl amazes me!  one story goes like this, she has a customer (she sideline on my friends salon for extra bucks while staying in manila) who ask for a hair cut (duh). after finishing his service, she walks through the shampoo chair together with the guy.  we didnt pay attention to them since we knew that its a customer and we are all pre occupied by our own silly lives. 

 

then, one of us uttered, ‘where is SHEM?’. 

 

silence….

 

With a devilish nasty smile, my friend slowly points out that she went upstairs with her costumer. the biggest news ever for that day, she was paid by a real guy amounting to P300 for the haircut and extra service.

 

WOW!

 

i mean, i watched one of the news programs on local TV wherein REAL GIRLS are paid just for P100 per trick.  Shem is earning more than that and she is not EVEN A REAL WOMAN…literally!

 

 

 

2. RHEA – his name sounds like an alcohol brand but this gal is not just tough with germs but with boys as well.  i witness how she dazzles her tricks on her little enchanting waves and ‘yoohoo‘.  even discreets will feel ashamed since she is counting boys by an hour.  she has a list of boys on her hand that she regularly text and contact. 

 

even at the peak of heat in mid afternoon wherein you thought that everyone is asleep…you could guess where she is.  a ‘mid afternoon snack’ as well with one of the boys.  i dont need to wonder since Rhea could easily pass as a girl rather than a man.  just look on ‘her’ picture.

 

 

 

3. RAVEN - my bestfriend of so many years whom i walk with life through thick and thin.  he owns and manages his salon which is aptly called ‘Ravens salon’.  i have witnessed his journey including his latest tricks and i often rely on him for my own as well.  im not really a good charmer and he was the one who always brings the bacon.  i still can remember, one of my previous relationship was because of his charming ways. his latest trick by that time has a friend whom we secretly brought in his room.  that started a two year relationship with Gary which i have always cherished.  even up to this day,  Raven has truly proven that her magic spells works in mysterious ways.

 

there are runner up as well like MELVINA and IWA who are all part of the tranny family.  do you have any tips on how to lure a guy?  just add your comments and share.

the elevator (based on true story)

 

 

a friend of mine has a story to tell regarding an incident inside the elevator…

 

one time, me and two of our officemates went down to catch lunch from a nearby jollibee outlet. as they go back to our unit, they instantly grabbed an empty elevator.  she uttered ‘were lucky, no one is taking the elevator’

 

she spoke too soon

 

one of my officemates vigilantly declare…‘guys i think i will fart’

 

the rest giggled and they thought she were just making a joke until a huge howling gust of wind were heard…

 

‘growwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuffffffffffffffffppppppp’

 

they were so much surprised and they just dont know what to do. they are trapped in the elevator and they are still 19 floors before they reach the 24th.

 

my friend laughed and described that they are like little white mouses trapped inside a cage, trying to snug their faces in the corners, holding their breath.

 

they reached the 24th floor gasping for air while boisterously laughing all at the same time.

 

true story. Winks

 

** orginally posted last November, 2007 from my old blog www.allanworld.i.ph

bath house embarrassing moment

one horny evening, i thread my way to one of the bath houses in ****.  Its been awhile since i have last visited the place and i have to renew my membership.  tagal ko na ring hindi nakabisita sa lugar na ito and i could count the number of times that i used my card.  siguro mga 2 beses ko lang nagamit.

 

maganda ang timing ko that time. im sleeping over with a friend from a hotel.  ginamit na lang namin yung excess evening ng friend ko na naka-base sa kuwait kaya kontodo aircon ang beauty ko and nang aking friendship.  i took a nap around 4PM then woke up round 1030PM.  alam na ng friend ko ang aking itinerary kaya i just left a message in her phone.  mahirap kaya siyang gisingin!  kahiya naman di ba…ayokong makaistorbo sa kanyang mahimbing na pagkakatulog.

 

its a sunday and i never thought na bukas ang mga fave bars ko that time.  mas lalo akong nagulat at ang daming tao sa bath house…ON A SUNDAY!!!!  usually kasi kaunti lang at hindi masyadong crowded.  andaming mahilig ‘lumuhod’ sa dilim hahahahhahaha

 

the horny boy starts to roam.  pampagana, uminom muna ako ng red horse sa bar.  after finishing and try to list down my target na parang 007, i started my mission.  punta ako sa second floor where they play porn movies. until i met sherwin. 

 

sherwin is a bit taller than me.  siguro 5 feet and 7 inches siya and medyo moreno.

 

nagkatinginan

 

ngumiti ako. he smiled back

 

puwesto ako malapit sa unahan niya..just enough for him to feel my presence.  kunwari sinisilip ko yung palabas.

 

na-feel ko ang mga kamay nya. kinalabit ako.  tumingin ako sa likod and ….

 

ngumiti siya ng ubod tamis.  uuuuuyyyyy booking na agad.

 

lumakad na ako patungo sa mga cubicle habang hawak ko ang….kanyang KANANG KAMAY (hala anu ba ang iniisip nyo)

 

pinili ko yung cubicle na may bintana…para mahangin ng kaunti.  and naganap na ang dapat maganap.

 

my number one rule in a bath house: NO SUCKING!  not unless he would like to blow me…then i give in hehehehehe

 

SECOND RULE: NO FCUKING! not unless he would like me to fcuk him.  i always bring a condom and a lubricant for safety measures. hehehehehe.  kaya hanggang ‘ipit-ipit’ lang kami.  ok na yun…at least safe hehehehehe

 

ika nga sa isang kanta ‘at ang kanilang katawan ay naging isa’ nyahahahahaha

 

he finished but im not yet done so we went our own separte ways.  maaga pa ang gabi and i need my second conquest and it happen immediately inside the dark maze. well, the same rules apply especially in this area.  kailangan, mahigpit ang sinturon sa mga ganitong sitwasyon. i was looking for the shower para malinis ko ang aking hubad na katawan (hanep!)

 

akala ko hindi ko na maka bump-in si sherwin until i met him in the shower room.  he immediately approached me and asked for my name.  ang pinaka nakaka turn off sa ginawa niya ay ng bigla nyang akong kurutin sa magakbilang pisngi and sabay sabi

 

‘’ANG CUTE  CUTE MO TALAGA…KAKA GIGIL’

 

ARRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGJHHHHHHH…

 

para akong bata na kinurot ng lola ko sa sa magkabilang pisngi.  i dont know kung pinangigilan dahil di naman ako cute pero i swear…si junior biglang yumuko sa hiya!!!!!!

 

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh kaenes!

 

This were originally posted last June 14, 2008 from my former blog www.allanworld.i.ph