MAMA, THIS MAKES MAH TEMPERATURE HIGH: featuring James Pinca

I LOVE FB!  I like browsing the kinky pages of my friends and what does their post brings in a day.  Its like opening a box of chocolate… you’ll never know what you’ll get (tee hee)

Its mind blowing and raises my temperature even if i’m not even doin’ anything.  The heart pumps blood more than its normal rate and the temperature simply becomes hotter.  So just to share the pictures that keeps my BP up, i am creating a new thread which i will fondly call “THIS MAKES MAH TEMPERATURE HIGH“ and as an opening salvo i’m featuring Caloocan based Filipino model James Pinca.

How do i know him?  Honestly, i dont know him but he makes fishing CRAZY HOT! RARRRRR!

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my wild sports fantasy with Bernardo Velasco

i hate sports…

i’m not athletic and i seldom stretch my muscles.  i admit that if go to a gym … just for a fact that i want those 6pack abs that others have (shit! envious)

but if BERNARDO would be my sports buddy, i would love to PLAY SPORTS with a sort of twist to my sexual fantasy that i have in mind

SOCCER – this is a no-brainer.  if he is wearing his jocks … well, ill be on my knees and do SOCCER any time … any day (devilish smile)

BASKETBALL - ill play the sports? right… while sweating my pants off while hovering with one another because of one fucking ball … go convince yourself.

But if ill do it any time as long as it a one-on-one with Bernardo and while dribbling HIS berries … in my bed hahahahahah

SWIMMING - i may not be a good swimmer but i could DIVE into his pants anytime he wants and with a body like this and face to die for, i may not get out from it for such a LOOONG time.

BOXING - i hate violence and i seldom watch fights even if Manny Pacquiao will finally beath the hell out of Mayweather. i hate violence and id rather pomote LOVE anytime but ill make an exception for Bernardo… as long na BUBUGBUGIN niya ako ng halik… BAKIT HINDI..YUMMY

comboys on ice: its one SIZZLING number you dont want to miss!

cowboys and ice… two of my favorite things all rolled into one…  watch it.

SEX FACTS 101… bow

The smallest is the male sperm

The largest cell in the human body is female egg

The average mans penis is 3x the length of his thumb

The average slit of a womans vagina is 2x the length of her thumb

A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose.  Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

what are you doin’ CHRIS TIU?

well… i don’t know what happened but Chris Tiu is submerged in a HUGE dough mixer or ‘something’ – HALF NAKED???

So, who wants to bring him home?  I bet no one could resist his charms… just imagine… he filled with sweet chocolate icing… this is what i call… delicious ROCKY ROAD…..  you could rock my world anytime

JOSH IVAN MORALES at ang ‘kabukiran’

 

 

As I got all of these images from the cyberspace, I immediately scowled my past gay magazine subscription including the short lived ‘L’. This photos are taken by no less than Raymund Isaac

for its . Volume 1 Number 3 2005 edition.

 

I bet you were thinking if farmers are as HOT as what Josh Ivan Morales,  then we would all be packing our Prada’s and head towards the province …

 

So boys, get up and sharpen those gardening skills, you may never know who will be sowing those rice fields with all their brawns and glory…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

LAP DANCE … defined

eherm ... this is just a part of the whole picture hehehe

 

i have the sudden urge to define LAP DANCE due to recent events that i have witnessed by my two innocent eyes.  i have found out the power of liquor (generoso to be exact) and how it can transform the act of a decent individual to one scorching slutty club dancer in just a snap….and demmmmmnnnnn the things i have seen is one hell of an evening.

 

so here goes what wikipedia says about an age old tradition which we call LAP DANCE:

 

A lap dance is a specific type of sex dance offered in some strip clubs or (somewhat more formal) gentlemen’s clubs in which the patron is seated, and the dancer is either in immediate contact (contact dancing) with the patron, or within a very short distance. Depending on the local jurisdiction and community standards, lap dances can involve touching of the dancer by the patron, the patron by the dancer, neither, or both; the dancer may be naked, topless or fully clothed. Variant terms include couch dance which is a lap dance where the customer is seated on a couch, and bed dance where the customer lies down.

where art thou?: a valentines date fantasy with LEONARDO LITTON

 

SINCE in the spirit of valentines month, let us all day dream that ‘WHAT IF…’, that all of your lucky stars are all lined-up in the sky and a dashing hot prince such as Leonardo Litton is your date on a romantic evening…

haaayyyy i think i would just simply melt right in front him …

just imagine, he is at your doorsteps holding that one single white rose JUST FOR YOU!!!!

eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! ansarap naman hi! hi! hi! i just cant help to giggle!!!

where art thou?: LEONARDO LITTON’s cute butt

 

 

They say a man’s behind is a gentleman’s asset.

I BELIEVE!!

and i bet this is one psot youll gonna love as well!!!  i highly recommend that you slowly drag those cursors down then enjoy!

 

OMG!!!!!!

 

wowoweeee!!!! slurp!

where art thou?: LEONARDO LITTON in blue briefs

 

 

i love the color blue. 

the blue signifies a lot – tranquility, vastness etc.  its the color of the sky and Tom Cruise amazing eyes which melts thy poor heart by simply staring at him.

but do you know that the color BLUE could also provoke sensuality.  well, if leonardo Litton wear blue underwear … OMG…

please pass thy tissue…. i think everyone needs one becasue we cant stop drooling