7 ‘spice-up’ masturbation techniques

Found this piece of technique at an online gay site posted by a guy who stands for ‘KINKY BOTTOM’. Just wanted to share to my online friends and visitors (dedicated to boys and ‘confuse lil boys’ as well) who uses ‘Mary Palmer’ in a daily basis (hehehehehe).

Just trying to spice up a ‘past time’ that me and my comrades like to slip a couple of minutes most especially if we are alone and the night is cold.




Sometimes, a guy just needs some alone time to reconnect.

Then there are times when we just want to get some satisfaction without having to seduce and take our time pleasing someone else. And so, I introduce to you masturbation techniques.

Of course, I’m not suggesting that you begin masturbating chronically and show everybody the door. Oh no. But every now and then, if you feel the need to stroke it, here are seven techniques you should try out for a little variety.

1- The cold climax  – Masturbate as you normally would, but when you feel the sensation of ejaculation coming on, grab hold of some ice cubes or crushed ice with the other hand, then continue masturbating to completion. The feeling of cold in one hand, heat in the other, and the sensation of ejaculating will enhance the experience.

2- Rings around your penis – Cover both your hands with lube, and form a ring with your thumb and forefinger. Place it around the base of your penis. Slide the ring up to the base of the glans (where the head starts). Now form a ring with the fingers on your other hand and do the same thing. Keep stroking with one ring at a time until you climax.

3- The palm rubber – Once you’re erect, place some lube on the inside of one hand, and rather than rub your penis with your hand, keep rubbing the tip of your penis against the palm of your hand to orgasm.

4- The ball holder – The next time you’re masturbating and feel as though you’re about to ejaculate, put your other hand over your scrotum and lightly squeeze and pull it down (or more aggressively, if you like that sort of thing). That way, you get to feel your semen traveling through your body, making it’s way to the exit.

5- The gentle tap – Although you have to have a sensitive penis for this to work effectively, this will at least demonstrate that you don’t if it doesn’t work. Keep your underwear on and make yourself erect. Once you’re at your fullest erectness, tap the tip of your penis with the tips of your fingers. It should take somewhat longer than usual for you to reach climax but when you do, oh yeah…

6- Screw your hand – While standing, twist your lubed-up hand (whichever you’re most comfortable using) so that your thumb is against your belly button. Wrap your hand around your penis and, rather than stroke with your hand, move your pelvis to pump in and out of your hand. It’ll make you feel like you’re actually penetrating a vagina or an asshole. Okay, maybe not.

7- The plastic bagIn your bedroom (or someone else’s if you wish), fill a plastic sandwich bag with petroleum jelly and put your erect penis in the bag, squishing the jelly so that your entire penis is covered. Then, place your penis, still in the bag, between the mattress and the box spring. Pump in and out to orgasm. The best part? No mess.

oohh…that poor chicken

And there you have it. Seven ways for seven days… not in a row, of course. Until next time, spank and choke that sucker to perfection.

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  5. or try a finger up your ass not deep unless you want to touch your prostate.”like shooting multiple loads”only your still gonna have that grand finale. just go one knuckle deep,well lubed penetrate slowly at first.bye the time you shoot your load,you’ll be looking for something better than afinger trust and believe feels sooo good if your really confident in your manliness try a slender vibrator or dildo.and nobody will ever know.also try a cockring or anal beeds .I’ve been with more than my share of women,but with my self .”most erotic” try this just before your about to shoot your load squeeze your cock as hard as you can.you’ll feel it pulsing and you’ll know when to release.like 6 throbs in let go shoot hot jizz 2-3ft easy just so you know im straight,attracted to women only.the only penis i’ll touch is mine.sorry guys.also if your ever feeling freaky or want to give your girll her most memorable sexualmoment of her life ,let her put on the strap on.and fuck your brains out she deserves it once in a while.know one will ever know.spice it up a little.”i’m just saying.i can write a book on self pleasure,get a dildo and show her how you want your man hood swallowed .trust me her friends .are gonna be just a little more than nice to you .

  6. I do consider all the ideas you’ve introduced in your post. They are really convincing and can definitely work. Nonetheless, the posts are too quick for newbies. Could you please extend them a little from subsequent time? Thanks for the post.

  7. In a movie when any sexy actress shows her boobs, immediately take your penis out in darkness and foldle it gently till it ejaculates.

  8. Make a hole in bed big enough to put your whole penis down the bed.
    Lye on bed on chest, pour your penis down side from the hole.
    Ask, anyone to sit down side the bed, whoe will see only ur penis and hold your penis and caress it and squeeze it and masturbate it for you.
    On bed u can see nude pictures.
    When u ejaculate u need not change ur position any more. Just lye and the climax will happen downside.

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