i have the sudden urge to define LAP DANCE due to recent events that i have witnessed by my two innocent eyes. i have found out the power of liquor (generoso to be exact) and how it can transform the act of a decent individual to one scorching slutty club dancer in just a snap….and demmmmmnnnnn the things i have seen is one hell of an evening.
so here goes what wikipedia says about an age old tradition which we call LAP DANCE:
A lap dance is a specific type of sex dance offered in some strip clubs or (somewhat more formal) gentlemen’s clubs in which the patron is seated, and the dancer is either in immediate contact (contact dancing) with the patron, or within a very short distance. Depending on the local jurisdiction and community standards, lap dances can involve touching of the dancer by the patron, the patron by the dancer, neither, or both; the dancer may be naked, topless or fully clothed. Variant terms include couch dance which is a lap dance where the customer is seated on a couch, and bed dance where the customer lies down.