#thirtynine


39. My new favorite number.

I never had an issue about my age. In fact I embrace it and never hide the fact that I’m getting a year older. Its like your favorite excuse for everything like asking for a seat from another senior in MRT. If I was given a chance to exchange every year with youth and beauty… I would gladly say “pass” for the opportunity. #wisdom over #vanity.

I seldom visit the church. But everyday, I say a little prayer. Being grateful that I had another day, another chance to mend my ways. Looking back on those years, I like what I become. It may not be what I dream of becoming but it’s not a bad plan B anyway. I guess when we started this journey, we set up a map on how to become on what we would like to be. But when we started to drive, a few bumps and life decisions has to be made – ultimately a choice between what is bad and not so bad. We arrive on each station a little different until we throw out the map and just glide through life.

#sentimental #life101 #lifejourney #birthdayboy #lifeasiknowit #livelovelaugh #inspire #inspirationalquotes #lifeasitis #inspiration

a jar of #GoodVibes for #2014


Its that time of year again that you sit down and write a list of  your New Years Resolution.

I bet every year that list is getting shorter and shorter.  Why?  You simply cant follow the damn list anyway until your all too tired of writing the freakin’ do’s and dont’s and you find yourself snuggling that bottle of beer – frustrated and feeling awful for yourself.  “why am i an awful person…. oh why” – i bet you were asking that after 6 bottles of beer.  Don’t worry, i can relate!

One of my FB friends posted in her newsfeed a bottle of  Good Vibes.  She may have created this last year but i guess its an awful good idea in replacement of “Schindlers list”.  All you got to do is get that empty bottle and fill it up with small notes that may have happened to you during the day and at the end of the year, you get to open it up and literally “count your blessing”.  Take note: you would only include surprised gifts, accomplished goals, the beauty of nature, you “LOL” moments, memories worth saving and your daily blessings.  None of those “cry out” moments that you love to post on you FB status.

I have my own version in FB.  ill create an album for Good Vibes since i’m always online and i’m one of those kids who loves to post pictures.  But either way, it will still be the same end result – “count your blessings instead of the jumping sheeps who went over the fence of your homophobic neighbor … and i bet your ass that you’ll feel a lil bit lighter!!!

Share this post to your blogs and your friends.  “Pay it forward” as they say and get this “good vibes idea” go viral… just don’t forget to leave your comments on the box below on how you felt when you started this project!  Thanks and Happy New Year!

how much are you in #naughty currency?


while scrolling through my FB news feed, i found this post on one of my friends and i love to share it with you…

You simply have to choose the things that you have done so far amongst its 22 choices and each act has an equivalent in dollar currency.  i bet you’ll have a great time calculating how naughty you get through the years…  i got $47.50 so far and i guess based on this test – so far so goood…  i guess i’m still mommy’s little angel after all (winks)

You can repost and share this to your friends and have fun with it.  Just don’t forget to write down on my comments box how naughty you are before sharing it in your blog

thank you Steve Sumbodee for the post.  follow him in Facebook by simply writing his name on the search engine…

#2014: Year of the #Horse


 

Next week, we will all be greeting “hello 2014” and “goodbye 2013”.  And like any lads and lasses, we google our way to know thy fate for the coming year.  Since i was born in the “Year of the Horse”, here’s what i have read so far.  Thank you to http://www.travelchinaguide.com/intro/social_customs/zodiac/horse.htm

 

Fortune Foretelling in 2014

Overview: It is their order to encounter the Year of Birth (Benming Nian), a year to offend “Taisui’, the god in charge of people’s fortune. In 2014, their fortune in all aspects will be fluctuant which requires their great cares. They may stress out, in which case they are suggested to self-adjust by talking more to others or taking part in group activities. Upon any difficulties, they should be strong to overcome them all. If they treat people around friendly and behave righteously, they will smoothly get through the year.

Career: Horse people are easily offended this year even for trifles, and seem not to keep a harmonious relationship with colleagues. Sometimes they doubt themselves too much, gradually short of confidence. When finishing a task, they ask people around to confirm again and again. In this case, it is suggested to be confident and talk more to family instead of complaining to colleagues. Just keep a low profile, get along well with boss and be careful of tricks by mean people and then they will make some achievements in job.

Wealth: Their financial fortune will be unstable in 2014. It seems that there will be much unexpected cost. Thus to make ends meet comes first When managing money matters, they should consider accepting others’ suggestion. It is necessary to be careful to make any investment. Businesspeople should make a full scheme before making a large amount of investment, because the market will be changeable in the year.

Relationships: The fortune in love life for horse people will be just so-so. If they would like to get married in the year, it is strongly suggested to select an auspicious date according to the dates of birth of the bride and the bridegroom, or they will suffer a lot in marriage. Singles may meet several people that they have feelings for, but none of them are doomed to be their Mr./Ms. Right. If standing in dilemma, they’d better refer to the idea or suggestion of their relatives and friends. Husband and wife will argue a lot in the year, to avoid which communication and mutual understanding weighs. For all lovers, mutual trust is the secret for an everlasting relationship.

Health: As they offend “Taisui” this year, they may suffer some discomforts. Some insidious diseases like dermatosis may happen. To avoid that, they’d better have a full physical examination. Besides, they also need to be careful to avoid unexpected injuries by knives and others sharp items. Females should pay attention to problem in urinary system and males need to care more about their stomach. Adjusting their emotions and traveling outside will help with their health as well. They also need to remember not to eat too much for each meal.

#1 rule in a #gay chat room – WAG #MASUNGIT!


i may have not be thinking straight (gay…helllloooooo) but whenever your chatting with someone else – please avoid being “masungit” (and in english “rugged”)

The point of having a conversation is to know the other person – right?  just to give you a brief background of what this person maybe.  Asking basic stuff like age, location, height, weight, bi, straight, gay or work background are some general overview of profiling the guy.  Come on, how many things would I even pick up from a guy whose name is “2big4U” or “right2l4U”.  Would I be able to dissect your personality just by reading your pseudonym or staring on your abs.  Give me some credit.  At least I’m using my face pix to let you know how honest and confident I am in terms with my aesthetics.  I am not good looking and I may not have the “6pack abs” but I does not give you the license to annihilate me with pistols and missiles.

You may have the body of a Greek god or the looks that everyone drools at, but your attitude stinks!  And may I tell you this, I’m not really good with geographical measurements since I got the 75 in my geography class that’s why I ask how near are you from me.  Goodness gracious … your attitude is a spoiler!

 

NEWS FLASH: #GayAway pills now sold in Canada


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As they say :  A pack of “Gay Away” pills, will “cure gayness” away.

A store in Gimli, Manitoba believes that this may cure the homosexual tendencies of lads and lasses by simply chewing his/her way to the straight and narrow and will eventually “stop the craving for misbehaving.”   And by the way, did I say it’s “penis-flovored”?!!

Now i know what Santa may stuff on my Christmas stockings and the rest of the gay community on Christmas eve.

But before you set your foot and scowl your way to a “family friendly” store in Gimli, the said products were already removed from the shelves when a 12-year-old girl bought a pack and questioned her parents about the product’s authenticity (you go girl – A.J.).  The owner of the store – Rachelle Mistelbacher apologized and removed the product from shelves following backlash from the community. She maintains it was an “honest mistake” and insists her business does not condone the product’s message.

Gay Away is made by Toronto-area novelty company “Laughrat”, which also makes “pills” called Farters Choice (“end of the BIG stink”) and Small Cox.  In an email sent to CBC News on Friday, Laughrat said Gay Away’s creator believes it’s a “pro gay product that pokes fun at not gays but rather those people opposed to gay lifestyles.

“The inspiration for this product was born out of the ignorance of amongst others religious organizations and others in society who suggested that homosexuality was a ‘curable disease or condition’ and a lifestyle choice,” the company’s email states in part.

The company added that Gay Away has been sold in hundreds of North American retailers since 2008.
Full story here: http://www.queerty.com/local-canadian-retailer-stocks-gay-away-pills-mortifies-residents-20131213/#ixzz2oFWCrMsl

of #profiles and #gaymen


 

i was browsing PR earlier until i bump into this profile.  Its kinda long but its funny in a sense since there is a tinge of truth on he had written … OK as in nakana and swak sa banga ang description nya.  So i opted to copy and share it with you..

Some of the bullets that was presented, i admit – nabiktima na rin ako lalo na yung mga trade pics.  Kaya i stopped asking and trading pictures.  Anyway what you see on my profile are my real pictures.  Kaya di nyo man bet ang pagmumukha ko, wapakels dahil sabi ng nanay ko – ako pa rin ang pinaka-cute sa kanya and yun lang ang pinakamahalaga sa akin!

 

In this stupid fucking BI world.  Everybody has it’s own preferences and standards.  Yung iba sinasabi na good looking DAW sila, pero putangina, hindi naman pala..

Yung iba “Not into sex” daw, pero puro tite at pwet ang nasa pictures nila (Ina nyo !!!)..

Yung iba ang hanap cute at pogi,, pero pagtiningnan mo naman, di naman din kagwapuhan. (kapal ng mukha nyeta)..

Yung iba “No facepic, no reply” pero kapag nagsend ka ng facepic mo at hiningi mo yun sa kanya,,Sorry dude wala ko picture dito, pero I assure you good looking at gwapo ko sa personal” (pakyu mo, laos na yan uwi ka nalang)..

Merong iba. hindi daw naghahanap ng may itsura na BF, basta lang mabait at honest, eh nung may nagchat na mabait na panget, dinaig pa yung “NO PIC NO REPLY”, deadma daw ba. (yung totoo? gaguhan tayo dito?)

May iba nakalagay sa profile nila “Leave me a FOOTPRINT” o kaya kapag nakachat sasabihin nila “i-FOOTPRINT mo naman ako”. (padamihan ba ng footprint para sumikat,, punta ka showtime, baka don, its your time to shine)

Yung iba hinihingi kagad number mo na parang magkakilala kayo (loadan mo nalang ako, natuwa pa ko sayo)

Yung iba MANYAK, (lagi naman tangina, ano bago??)

Yung iba “No to chubs and Effems” pero pagnakita mo naman yung facepic nya, parang BAKLANG JEJEMON, na pinipilit MAGPAKALALAKE sa picture.. (yung totoo?)

Yung iba serious relationship ang hanap, kase kakabreak lang DAW nila ng 1week nyang BF. (dafuq, mangulekta ba ng lalake??)

Yung iba NSA fun lang daw dahil may GF sya, eh nag GF ka pa Tite rin pala hanap mo? (bakit di mo nalang lagyan ng dildo yung GF mo para kahit papano may na ch*–ch*pa ka, tangina ka)

Yung iba, habang ka chat mo, biglang tatanungin “Ilan na na meet mo dito sa PR?” (bakit mo tinatanong?, Census ba to? tangina, eh kung sabihin ko sayong 1000, so lahat yon expected mo nakasex ko?)

Yung iba, biglang magcha-chat “Anong hanap mo?”, “bro, dude, tropa, PARE, TOL ano hanap mo dito?” 
(PARE ?!!, TOL ?!!, kala mo mga lalakeng lalake ah,, bakit si Dora ka ba tangina mo ka.. tutulungan mo ba kong maghanap?, Nanay ko nawawala pakyu mo)

Yung iba, nilagay mo na nga sa Online status mo, “Not into sex, masseurs back-off” magcha-chat padin ang mga putang ina (nag kinder kaba?? bakit hindi ka marunong magbasa, tangahan ba tayo dito, tang ina mo)

Yung iba naman sasabihin “trade pic tayo facepic “, tpos pagnagsend ka ng sayo at hihingin mo na yung sa kanila, di na magrereply (aba putangina, kala ko ba TRADE pics? alam mo yung TRADE, oh punong puno ng tite yang utak mo kaya hindi mo na alam?)

iba’t iba tao, iba’t iba rin ang gusto,, Di marunong makuntento, kaya pakyu sa inyo 😀

( Lahat ng nakasulat dito, ay base sa mga profile ng ibang tao dito kapag nagbr-browse ako at base narin sa mga experiences ko sa pakikipag-usap sa mga tao dito )

PS: Di nman sa galit ako or bitter o kung anong ka putanginahan man ang maisip nyo, basta ako, shinishare ko lang kung ano ang mga ugali ng halos mga tao dito…..

An open letter of a #hopeless #romantic


dear cupid,

Its been a while since i last sent you a letter.  I may have been traumatized with the last guy you sent me.  Yup its true, its a whirlwind romance but he threw me in a loop and now i don’t know if ill ever recover.

I’m not choosy, just to lay my cards straight.  it just so happen that i’m trying to find a chemistry to the next fellow who sends SMS / IM or message but the pizzas is simply not there.  Plus, im bottom and i’m trying to find the next eligible TOP but they are too low in numbers.  Some pretend they are TOP but low and behold – lies of all lies, they are “FREAKINLY BOTTOM”.  I don’t think that we can spell “happy ever after” if we both were looking for TOP.  I guess this house can only accommodate ONE BOTTOM and that’s me.

true… i admit Mr. Cupid.  IM AFRAID!

my friends often wonder, why?

there’s no harm being single.  as for me, the last time i had a serious relationship was… ( thinking… i forgot na).  Just like what Jack of Will and Grace often said “if you have to think for at least 3 seconds then that’s too long ago”

admittedly… i am terrified.  I hate the fact of opening myself to another person and he wont reciprocate my feelings.  I’m horrified of the things i’m about to feel and at the end of the line – he will end up leaving me just like my last serious relationship.  I’m mortified by the fact that i am not good enough; not well endowed enough; not hunkier  that the other guy in PR or gorgeous than that fellow in Facebook.

honestly, i don’t know how to choose the right guy.  I just let destiny fill in the gap but i don’t think that she is helping me as well.

I just hoped that he would start knocking on my door … uttering “hey just saw you downstairs, i just cant help but wonder if i can get you number…”

But then again, this is the Philippines and i’mnot living in Florida or San Francisco where gays are far more forward with their feelings.  Am i doomed Mr. Cupid… or will i just take care of 9 cats and play solitaire till i finally close my eyes … FOREVER.

Mortified and horrified with my future… but i guess, i would be the last single gay guy in Valenzuela.

Yours truly,

AJ