#redshoechronicle : a guy a named Khent


I’m glad other Fairies are having fun with their chosen Prince Charming.  This is why I’m hesitant to post this new entry from mwah!
I admit that I do have a man crush over this guy sa Facebook which I literally launch a cyber stalking.  His name is Khent and his masseur storyline started when he is still employed in a local spa sa Laguna.  I forgot the name of the spa but I literally came across his name when a queen posted a glowing review about him.   Of course, I skipped to some of his narratives and went straight to the good stuff and his pictures.  And booooyyyyy…. #amazing


So immediately i included him on my “short list of delicious and delectable men” so when my birthday comes, I’ll have him as my birthday present.  It’s like opening a box of chocolates or like Christmas Day in mid October. 
I even have plans to travel as far as Laguna just to hire him.  I was searching for motels and how can I get to Laguna, travel time etc.  Literally, it’s like high school again trying to look for ways and means para Lang makita si “crushie “.
Until his talent was acquired by an online spa called Red Manila or Red Spa (I forgot the freakin name) facilitated by Edison Yu.  I know by now you may have recalled his post and his line up of masseur.  Nabasa nyo na siguro yung mga post sa “Mga Lalaking Masahista” or any groups who tackles “masahista”.  He has a group of masseurs under his wing that he facilitates.  I don’t know if you hired any of them, feel free to comment below with your experience or feedback so we can share wisdom and facts.

This kinda makes me sad granted pag na acquire na sila ng certain facilitator/managers unti unti na silang kinakain ng sistema.  But then again, I do have a huge crush on him kaya im  still willing to hire this guy for my birthday.
A lot of preparation, research etc.  it’s funny though, I only get to read a few reviews from my co fairies or I just cant simply find a link that tackles Khents services or the entire spas Performance sa Ibang clients etc. 
Soooo keribels…. I started negotiating via Facebook and this is how our conversation goes

Soooo with that in mind…siyempre ang Lola mo super excited.   Finally I’ll be meeting my super crush.   My expectations are higher now granted that he was asking too much way above SRP.  So siyempre ako naman…. day dreamer and babae Lang – asado pao.

LOOKS 8/10 – the moment he entered the room, my heart skips a beat.  He is gwapo, medyo edgy ng konti dahil I found out he is a rock band singer kaya may rock and roll and vibe siya.   His tattoos are the best…  I do love men with tattoos.  It give a little “umph” sa personality.  He is not that masculine… I think I expected too much.  Payat kasi siya so the figure come with it.   Wala na ang malaking tyan kasi nga payat si kuya.   Medyo kulay kaligatan but the height throws me off.   I mean … for me if you failed in one department like muscles division, you may want to give the height and the legs.   He stands 5’5″ ata kasi halos magkasingtangkad kami eh.   The legs are not properly constructed though…meaning kung nag lap dance ako sa kanya, di kakayanin pag biglaang kakandong ako sa kanya.
MASSAGE 1/10 – goodnessssss gracious Hindi pwede sa akin ang papindot Pindot lang.  gusto kong mag mala Barbara Tengco pero sabi ko na lang sa sarili ko “Girlllllll…… birthday mo and ginusto mo Ito di ba.”
ES 1/10 – for when a guy demanded for a rate, he got to perform well.  On this case, he asked for 4K which I haggled down to 3K.  So I am freaking expecting that you will pull out the big guns and shower me with man juice for Petes sake.

He did pull out his guns… nabigla ako ate. Di ko expected.  Ano Ito… water guns for 5 years old??????

Okay… I guess I’m not liking the whole scenario.  Parang gusto ko na Lang magwala at mag mala Cruella DeVille pero pinigilan ko na Lang ang sarili ko.  Gow pa rin si ate with my fighting spirit…ganern.  Sige higoppp…. chupssss…. sandali pagod na ako, di pa rin tumitigas.  

So we tried another position Baka naman may himala at bisitahin siya ng libog…. nang NASA marino position na kami…biglang humirit “Baka pwedeng dagdagan mo na ng 1k kasi kailangan ko ng pera, magpapagawa pa ako ng motor and magpapalabas naman ako eh”

Seriously kuya… your asking me this while I’m beneath you…naked. Ano Ito hold up?????? So I tried to say something “di ba napagusapan natin 3K all in….”

“Eh kasi yung 1K ibibigay ko pa sa spa…etc etc” 

Di ko na naintindihan ang sinabi ni Khent.  Nawalan na ako ng gana.  I just wanted to end the night.   Medyo nakakadismaya since he was my crush and this just happened.  After all the nice things that I’ve done.  I even bought him dinner Baka kasi pagod and gutom siya kasi galing byahe.  

Hayyyyyyy …. so I ended the night unsatisfied and gave away 4K.   What a night….
So I guess if you want to hire any of his services, a screenshot of their number is posted. 

#RedShoeChronicle: not so Xtraordinary @ #96Essensa with #Zander


It was one of those reviews that you just have to write agad agad…
 

And Im that kind of writer na super extreme…either im tooo overwhelmed or tooo mad because of a certain scene na parang di ko mapapalampas!   

My readers won’t like me after this but somehow, sometimes a fellow needs to speak up.

#BORING and #OVerPriced… I learned these two hashtags this evening

Based on my previous post, if you were reading closely, last week I booked a guy named Zander na #NoShow during the actual deed. But ergo, I got a great experience with Xian of Essensa. I love the fact that some of my friends are now closely looking on his profile and eventually hiring him…. He is a great catch and Hindi ako mapapahiya if anyone would read my previous blog post. “one of the best Massuer’s in Essensa that I would highly recommend.” 

This evening was special. The guy that I loooong to hire with so much hiatus is available. Yes… I have a bit of a crush sa kanya dahil gwapo at matangkad siya and super kinis. I did described how I first met him based on a previous blog entry and how I loooong for this day to finally hire him. 

My co-fairy dragged our weary ass on a Sunday night to fulfill our carnal desires. A friend were on the middle of his session with Xian when we arrived. So… naisip na Lang namin na kitain siya pagkatapos and eventually yayain siya after for a few drinks. My fairy friend snagged Jarred which I have to make a review pa. Sus…. So many boys, so little time. 


Well…. I guess my dreams are about to be fulfilled by Zander. 


When we entered the lair (hahahahha grabe lair talaga!) he was asking why did I picked over others…. I responded by saying… “ako yung client mo last week… I waited for you. Sabi ni Khaye lumabas Ka Lang at may sinundo pero inumaga na ako dito pero wala Ka pa. Kaya I opted na kumuha na Lang ng iba.”

“Ay sorry po ser… ikaw po pala yun. Di ba malakas ang ulan last week eh Hindi na ako pinauwi ng regular client ko kaya di na ako nakarating.” 

Oops… he was with “his regular client” pero iba explanation sa akin ni Khaye na may sinundo etc. In terms on how I deal with this “extra hobby”, I’m direct to the point. I even asked His handler by that time yung whereabouts nang otoko na itey and just be honest kung NASA client man siya. I don’t want to waste my time lalo na maghintay. It’s like hours that I cant bring back and that’s a huge NO for me. 

Anyway… I don’t dwell with issue kaya I dropped it the moment I entered the lair. Pagpasok ko pa Lang, parang narinig ko na ang mga anghel sa langit at masayang umaawit na parang operatic and dating… hahaha! 


Attitude 7/10 – polite. That’s the only word I can think of. He uses “po” and “opo” dahil anLakas makagurang. I asked him to drop it Pero he did explained that everyone in Essensa were thought to say such. I don’t want to push so much that’s why I gave in. 

Looks/body 8/10 – the guy is handsome…. Sobra.. did I say na Crush ko na siya nang una ko siyang masilayan. Kumanta pa nga si Kim Chiu sa background “ikaw na ba si Mister Right… ikaw na ba ang icing sa cupcake koooooo?” If the evening turns out well, I would have asked for another session and booked for another round….. plus no bad odor at all. kaya Lang his looks department is not that enough to fill in my sensual desire. I guess, dahil gwapo nga…  

Massage 5/10 – am I expecting too much? Well with his body frame, his height and huge hands… yes I am. The last time I check, the sign said “spa”. But then again, I can’t asked for too much. His technique is soooo technical (anu ba yun… walang kwentang mag describe)

Ok.. spa quality. Yan ang description ng ilang hitad na kung makapag FR eh wagas. He did asked the mandatory question kung “hard or moderate”. I responded by saying “hard baby… hard to moderate “. Nothing too explosive or monumental sa massage. I can still remember when I did ask him “konting diin pa dear”… he tried siguro but I guess that is the best that he can do. funny… this only lasted mga 30 minutes siguro. 

Isang plus for him siguro ay hindi siya masalita which I appreciate kasi ayoko rin namang dumaldal habang nagpapamasahe. 

Tool 4/10 – hep…Alam ko tumatakbo sa isip mo ng mabasa mo ang rating ng tool nya. Pagbigyan mo Lang akong mag explain… its average naman. Hindi ko kasi nakita ng fully erect…. Siguro 5 inches long… Sinukat ko pa sa bibig ko habang subo ko ang notrilya nya pero di man Lang ako nabilaukan. Hindi siya super hard… I don’t know why pero siguro hindi nya lang ako bet. Gusto ko sanang magpausok ng insenso at Baka nasapian si junjun junior kaya di siya tinitigasan. Siguro kung ako si Anne Curtis…. Ay sus sino ba niloloko ko – kahawig ko si Ai Ai delas Alas kaya siguro ganun ang reaction ng junjun nya. Takutin ko kaya? USO naman dahil malapit na ang todos los Santos di ba. Baka kasi pag nagulat eh biglang tumigas.. 

booooooooooooooo”

ES 4/10 – susmarya…. Napagod ako. I don’t know where to start and I guess the next thing you’ll read are all “rants”. Forgive me. With my Girl Scout honor “I will do my best” 

Spell boring. As in. Walang fireworks… no passionate kisses. Wala. Walang himallllaaaaaaa! 


With my loud mouth, I did asked these things to his handler through a mutual friend. Unulit ko rin ang mga ganitong tanong sa gabing hindi ako sinipot. I’ve read somewhere regarding this guy and a few advices from a friend… pero siyempre Hindi ko pa naman natitikman kaya di rin ako makapag conclude. Medyo hesitant na rin ako when I was asked kung sino ang iBook ko that night with the series of unfortunate events but I can’t judge him naman just because he got a bad FR by another time pixie fairy. Magagalit si bimby nyan (with Kris Aquino tone) 

Going back, his torrid kisses is not true. It’s a smack. Tangnadis. Nabilang ko ata yun…siguro Hindi hihigit sa mga 40 kisses yun. As in. 

 His tongue action… sus… parang kumuha Ka ng krayola tas “nag small circle big circle” Ka sa utong ko. I did show him how when its my turn…. Ang pagdila ko sa kanya from his singit to his utong with supsup on the side and I did not even get a porno reaction. Slurp dito slurp doon…. Wala, putek. Dedma. 

Hindi pwede ito… anlaki ng TF ni kuya (which I will describe later… magagalit ka sa akin). Kailangan masulit ko ito. I started on top with his baby junior. It is not fully erect kaya I made a few attempts. Nang pinasok na…siyet di ko maramdaman…  

Commercial: nakapag attend Ka na ba ng acting class? Madalas Maririnig mo… even the great Jaclyn Jose once uttered… wala akong mapaghugutan sa kaekesena ko. Excatly my point… wala akong mahugot na libog sa kapartner ko. 

He was just there… no moaning… nothing. 

Then I think at one point to save his erection he opted for dog style. Siyempre I have to think fast… it seems lalabasan na siya (dyuskoooo di pa kami nagtatagal ah) kaya I asked him na magpalabas sa likod ko… 

“Ser?” 

Sabi ko kung lalabasan Ka na, Hugutin mo titi mo then Alisin ang condom tapos magpalabas Ka dyan sa likod ko. Gusto kong maramdaman na nilabasan Ka. 

“Sa likod po nyo ser?” 

Sa likod ko …yes. Hindi sa loob ng puke ko. Sa likod. 

Yes…sooo graphic. That’s how the conversation go. My fangs and my horns starts to show. 

He did cum… I felt it. But I’m nowhere near nirvana.   
Next chapter… nagbabati na ako. I’m loosing my libido and Ive got to catch it fast…. And si zander. He was on my side. Pagod. Walang ginagawa. “Hello … Houston we have a problem” 

I tried to pull him towards me. He is a bit hesitant kasi nga puro pawis ako but still… I pulled him near me. He laid on top of me without doin anything….. NOTHING AT ALLLLLL. No kisses.. nothing. 

I asked him to lay flat and for heaven sake I played the role of “Top”. Kanyod dito kanyod doon… goodness. The last time I work hard this much is when I had a boyfriend circa 1900’s. Pero I like what I’m doing by that time kaya nag TOP ako sa kanya. Eh ngayun… I’m staring at a lifeless fuckin doll with great ass…that’s it. Layla dee…. Pintihaya ko naman ang otoko at Baka sa mga singit nya makita ko ang nirvana… kanyod dito kanyod doon. He is not even making an effort. Hindi nya naman inipit talaga.   

Ay sus… I give up. Sobrang pagod ko.   

“Ser?” 

“Sige ok na…” 

“Eh…” 

“Its ok…pagod na ako” 

Tonight… my cum is not invited. 

Damage: mahabang kwento ito. Makinis ka muna. When we are about to start the ES and when he politely offered it to me… 

“Magkaliwanagan muna tayo…. Php2500 all in na yan.” 

“2500.00 plus 500 for the spa po.” 

Medyo nagpanting ang tenga ko. Pero sige I opted to give in. Maguumpisa pa Lang kami mga mare and I don’t want to spoil the evening. 

When I was on top of him and I was about to push baby junior sa aking kweba ng kalangit langitan… “ser….” Almost whsipery “dagdagan nyo na lang ng 500…magpapalabas rin naman ako eh” 

This is black mail. I wanted to shout. Mag eskandalo bumaba at humanap ng mambabarang. Akala ko ba napagusapan na namin ito right before the we do the deed. May huling hirit sa tag init. Your asking me this when your about to fuck meeeee. Oh come on…. 

Everything in my head. In this life… there are things that I care about. Ayoko ng mapahiya ang mga taong nagpakilala sa akin sa happy place na Ito and I will not create a scene dahil sa pera. Wala sa bokabularyo ko ang gumawa ng eksena na ikakapahamak ng iba. 



Rehire: pusang gala…. Tinanong mo pa ako! Huuuuuuuugggggggeeeee NOOOOOOOOOOO!  If you want to hire him 


96ESSENSA  

Revitalizing Spa

69 Kamias Road, Quezon City

Landline +63 2 504 1464

MANAGER “KHAYE” +63 906 862 5468

P.S. masarap palang sumigaw at pumalahaw sa loob ng gay bar. Pramis… walang makakarinig hahahahhaha