#pride2017 : reminder to #gaymillenials – #RESPECT



Why do we celebrate #pridemonth ?
Hit back by asking “straight people should be thankful they don’t need one”. The #pride month roots back from the oppressive Civil Rights Movement. There were “Annual Reminder” marches as early as 1965, which were meant to be a public reminder that the #LGBT community didn’t enjoy the same basic civil rights as other people. But the watershed moment of the modern pride movement is widely considered the #Stonewall Riots. In the 1960s, due to laws prohibiting public sexuality, there were limited options for #queer folk and raids of #gay and #lesbian establishments were common. 

During 80s and early 90s, the only local gay icon I know is Pacifica Falayfay. Dolphy’s iconic performance has ticked the Filipino gay character as #parlorista with a heart of gold. Though his moving performance has paved the way to bring #LGBTQ issues, there is more to #gaylife aside from what I see in theaters. 

I stand strongly to my sexuality and if #millenialpink does not understand our #hugot due to”generation gap”… then let me simply say … 
You won’t enjoy the #liberty to shout out your feelings to the world without the #thunderbeki who fought for you basic rights to #love and #expressyourself . #respect 

Nuff said.

#lgbt🌈 #lgbtpride #queerasfolk #labanbading #bading #bakla #shokla #rainbowbattle #rainbow #gaylife #gaypride #lovewins #baklaako #gaylifematters

#summer wont be the same without these #hunks


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Photo by Francis Balgos

I bet you are preparing for a long vacation.  Here in the Philippines… we look forward for holy week.  Its 2-days off work starting Maundy Thursday and Good Friday.

I know we Filipinos have an uncanny way of celebrating such holy festivity as we hit the beach and swimming pools with the skimpiest bathing suits ever.  But this is the longest holiday ever in a year.

Dont forget to bring your man candies on your tiny pink purse because i know ill do

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Some straight men does not know the meaning of #shower. No wonder, #StraightGirls fall in love with #GayMen


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Shower – composed of water and soap.  Highly recommended that you take it right before you leave your house or after a sweaty task.  Dont forget to arm yourself with deodorant ad it comes hand in hand.

What makes straight men think that they are Gods gift to womenkind and gayhood and even without hitting your shower head, youll be adored… and worst fondled???!!

I have a colleague who comes in the office without thinking twice if he took a bath or not.   Since he is “tooo healthy”, what he usually does is he walks goin to the office.   He walks at least 10miles from the train station goin to our building.  Fine… its a healthy regimen but you got to swipe off the water from your body and change your clothes… change your underwear too once you hit the office! You can just imagine how awful he smells like once he hit an air conditioned office.  And he often wonders, why he does not have a girlfriend?  Oh for the love of gawd!

Another straight guy from work who loves wearing jackets.  A jacket can be used at least 2 or 3 times granted that you dont use it outside the office.  But once you use it outside, men you got to change it and drag another jacket on the next day.  Sweat and dirt lives on your jacket… regardless if you just wore it once.

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Then you see why woman adores gaya guys and they also fall in love with their GBF. We know what hygiene means we have the killer looks to match our wittines.  Not to mention, we love fashion and knows how to use clothes to our advantage

Jobert Sucaldito and the naughty #cucumber


 

Showbiz talk show host Jobert Sucaldito is recovering at the Capitol Medical Center in Quezon City after a successful emergency surgery to remove a large piece of cucumber that got stuck in his rectum, according to reports.

Sucaldito, one of the hosts of ABS-CBN’s “The Buzz,” reportedly met with the accident Sunday night and was rushed to the hospital after complaining of “extreme pain” in his bottom.
X-rays subsequently revealed that a broken piece of cucumber, about five inches in length, had gotten lodged into the lower end of his large intestine.

It was not immediately clear how the cucumber got there.

The surgeons who operated on Sucaldito were tight-lipped and refused to discuss his case with media, citing doctor-patient confidentiality. Oddly enough, they all looked like they were trying vainly to keep from laughing and refused to look reporters in the eye.

Members of Sucaldito’s household who declined to be named said they recovered the other half of the cucumber, also five inches in length, in Sucaldito’s bedroom. They said it had “bite marks” and was in a “soggy” state.  Besides the cucumber, they said they also found “a bottle of Johnson’s baby oil, pictures of scantily clad men, and lots of tissue paper.”

Reached by phone, Sucaldito said he is fine and will be discharged from hospital soon. He explained that it was all an accident.

“Gumagawa kasi ako ng salad. Napaupo ako dun sa chair e meron palang pipino dun na patayo ang pusisyon. Basta, mabilis kasi ang mga pangyayari (I was making a salad. I sat on a chair but there was a cucumber there in an upright position. Everything just happened so fast)” he said.

In a related development, a group of vegan Filipinos is reportedly thinking of filing an abuse complaint against Sucaldito for allegedly molesting a harmless and defenseless vegetable.

 

Editors note: This story has been resurrected recently by FB netizens.  After further research, it all began way back in May of 2009.  There were no actual news article but rather links after links after links that was “copy pasted” by naughty bloggers.  So this “new article” become a folk tale which was passed on by itchy bloggers lips to another green minded bloggers lips.  In fact, i copied some of the links below for your easy reference.  

 

 

piggy back ride with “boyfie”


its what we call piggy back ride.

Normally, we see this between a father and his son while having fun at the park or in a pool.  Often, straight men and women does this occasionally while strolling on their favorite avenue where they first met.  At times, we see a guy carrying a girl on his back during rainy days especially if she does not want her new prada shoes to be ruined by the flood.  In Korea and Thailand, the most romantic scenes are often portrayed during the ‘piggy back’ sequence.  I bet you remember this scenes:

Hit Korea-novela Kim SamSoon
a scene from “Crazy Little Thing Called Love” starring Mario Maurer

but how about a guy carrying another guy on his back.

a guy from work posted a picture on his FB and he tagged it “Boyfie”.  

and they say they are just “friends” – as in GOOD FRIENDS

Im smelling something “fishy”

yeah they are friends, like the guys i posted below:

young gay guys: shame on you!


Sometimes… it’s just funny na tayu tayu na lang mga bading eh nagkakahiyaan pa or worst kung anu anu pa ang iniisip natin sa kapwa bading.

I don’t know why pero siguro its our upbringing right from the start.  We are a bit hesitant with our feelings since being gay in a masochist society is taboo.  We are often kicked on the sidelines and thought to suppress our feelings kaya the moment na makawala tayu from the wooden closets, we have a different idea sa mundong ginagalawan natin.

Like this guy from work.  We both have an account sa planetromeo.com.  I won’t be a hypocrite but I do have an account on this gay social site.  Anong masama dun?  I think it’s feasible and practical in meeting gay guys around metropolis minus the drama of a broken heart if the guy does not actually like you at all on the first place.  Just imagine the agony of being rejected right on your first date.  I should know since wala naming mga ganitong sites nang dalaginding pa ako.  Kaya nga ng nauso ang guys4men.com ay sobrang nag-fiesta ang mga kabadingan dito sa Pinas dahil sa wakas nadinig rin ang mga pag-nonovena naming sa simbahan ng Quiapo.  Faster and easier way to connect ika nga.  I’m not ashamed that I had an account on the site since I met a lot of fabulous guys and garnered generous friends as well.  Until they close and gave their contents to planetromeo.com

It’s not the same as compared to guys4men.  They don’t have any chatroom with common interest and the guys seemed so cold at times.  They brush you off the moment that they saw your picture.  I can’t blame them since there is no way for them to know me since there is no venue to write your thoughts that a regular chat room can do.

Going back to this guy sa work… so the moment I saw his picture, I instantly send him a message.  I told him that I knew him and asked where he lives since he is about 2.5KM from me lang naman.  Plus his profile said that he lives in Valenzuela.  I swear I just wanted to make friends but instead, what he did is he instantly logged out without responding.  WTF?!!!?

On the next day, I saw him at work and I’ll bet my pouty ass – he saw me.  I was smiling at him but what he did is he totally dismisses my cordial smile and biglang bawi ng tingin.  I mean… why?!!!?

I’m not even totally interested.  I just want to make friends but he inadvertently, took it a different way.  Come on… why do we do these things to ourselves.  Are you ashamed since I saw you red handed carrying an account on a gay social network?  Or you may have this notion na I have a crush on you?  Give me a break.  The world does not revolve on you.  If I do have a ‘thing’ for you, I would have asked your cell number right from the start!

Young gay guys live in a bubble na kesyo nag message or ngumiti sa kanila eh may crush kaagad sa kanila or ‘he-wants-me-in-bed-kinda-tingin’.  Don’t over assume na ito kaagad ang hangad nang mga medyo mas may edad na bading.  Madalas inuunawa ka na lang namin dahil hindi nabibili ang maturity sa BENCH.  You just got to get yourself and tap your feet on the ground dahil baka nahihibang ka na!  SHAME ON YOU!