a jar of #GoodVibes for #2014


Its that time of year again that you sit down and write a list of  your New Years Resolution.

I bet every year that list is getting shorter and shorter.  Why?  You simply cant follow the damn list anyway until your all too tired of writing the freakin’ do’s and dont’s and you find yourself snuggling that bottle of beer – frustrated and feeling awful for yourself.  “why am i an awful person…. oh why” – i bet you were asking that after 6 bottles of beer.  Don’t worry, i can relate!

One of my FB friends posted in her newsfeed a bottle of  Good Vibes.  She may have created this last year but i guess its an awful good idea in replacement of “Schindlers list”.  All you got to do is get that empty bottle and fill it up with small notes that may have happened to you during the day and at the end of the year, you get to open it up and literally “count your blessing”.  Take note: you would only include surprised gifts, accomplished goals, the beauty of nature, you “LOL” moments, memories worth saving and your daily blessings.  None of those “cry out” moments that you love to post on you FB status.

I have my own version in FB.  ill create an album for Good Vibes since i’m always online and i’m one of those kids who loves to post pictures.  But either way, it will still be the same end result – “count your blessings instead of the jumping sheeps who went over the fence of your homophobic neighbor … and i bet your ass that you’ll feel a lil bit lighter!!!

Share this post to your blogs and your friends.  “Pay it forward” as they say and get this “good vibes idea” go viral… just don’t forget to leave your comments on the box below on how you felt when you started this project!  Thanks and Happy New Year!

how much are you in #naughty currency?


while scrolling through my FB news feed, i found this post on one of my friends and i love to share it with you…

You simply have to choose the things that you have done so far amongst its 22 choices and each act has an equivalent in dollar currency.  i bet you’ll have a great time calculating how naughty you get through the years…  i got $47.50 so far and i guess based on this test – so far so goood…  i guess i’m still mommy’s little angel after all (winks)

You can repost and share this to your friends and have fun with it.  Just don’t forget to write down on my comments box how naughty you are before sharing it in your blog

thank you Steve Sumbodee for the post.  follow him in Facebook by simply writing his name on the search engine…

#1 rule in a #gay chat room – WAG #MASUNGIT!


i may have not be thinking straight (gay…helllloooooo) but whenever your chatting with someone else – please avoid being “masungit” (and in english “rugged”)

The point of having a conversation is to know the other person – right?  just to give you a brief background of what this person maybe.  Asking basic stuff like age, location, height, weight, bi, straight, gay or work background are some general overview of profiling the guy.  Come on, how many things would I even pick up from a guy whose name is “2big4U” or “right2l4U”.  Would I be able to dissect your personality just by reading your pseudonym or staring on your abs.  Give me some credit.  At least I’m using my face pix to let you know how honest and confident I am in terms with my aesthetics.  I am not good looking and I may not have the “6pack abs” but I does not give you the license to annihilate me with pistols and missiles.

You may have the body of a Greek god or the looks that everyone drools at, but your attitude stinks!  And may I tell you this, I’m not really good with geographical measurements since I got the 75 in my geography class that’s why I ask how near are you from me.  Goodness gracious … your attitude is a spoiler!

 

NEWS FLASH: #GayAway pills now sold in Canada


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As they say :  A pack of “Gay Away” pills, will “cure gayness” away.

A store in Gimli, Manitoba believes that this may cure the homosexual tendencies of lads and lasses by simply chewing his/her way to the straight and narrow and will eventually “stop the craving for misbehaving.”   And by the way, did I say it’s “penis-flovored”?!!

Now i know what Santa may stuff on my Christmas stockings and the rest of the gay community on Christmas eve.

But before you set your foot and scowl your way to a “family friendly” store in Gimli, the said products were already removed from the shelves when a 12-year-old girl bought a pack and questioned her parents about the product’s authenticity (you go girl – A.J.).  The owner of the store – Rachelle Mistelbacher apologized and removed the product from shelves following backlash from the community. She maintains it was an “honest mistake” and insists her business does not condone the product’s message.

Gay Away is made by Toronto-area novelty company “Laughrat”, which also makes “pills” called Farters Choice (“end of the BIG stink”) and Small Cox.  In an email sent to CBC News on Friday, Laughrat said Gay Away’s creator believes it’s a “pro gay product that pokes fun at not gays but rather those people opposed to gay lifestyles.

“The inspiration for this product was born out of the ignorance of amongst others religious organizations and others in society who suggested that homosexuality was a ‘curable disease or condition’ and a lifestyle choice,” the company’s email states in part.

The company added that Gay Away has been sold in hundreds of North American retailers since 2008.
Full story here: http://www.queerty.com/local-canadian-retailer-stocks-gay-away-pills-mortifies-residents-20131213/#ixzz2oFWCrMsl

Madam Auring, perlas na bilog and virginity soap


Alam kong kilala mo na si Madame Auring.  Parang ‘Anna Dizon’ lang yan teh.  “Anna Dizon is Anna Dizon and Madame Auring is Madame Auring”.

Who would ever forget ang pinauso nyang turban looks noong dekada 80 na siya lang nagpauso at gumamit? I think hindi nya na predict na hindi ‘ha-havey’ ang ganitong looks dahil mainit sa Pilipinas.
Nag evolve sa kalaunan from turban going to wigs!! As you can see, mega wig naman si Madame with her curly Goldilocks peg with matching Christmas decors on one side. Siya lang ang nakita kong nagpapauso ng ganitong fashion dahil siya lang ang nagiisang Madame Auring at ang sumunod ay either nasagasaan ng trak sa McArthur or nakuyog sa kahabaan ng Gov. Forbes
pero of course, trending rin naman at seasonal ang wig ni Madame dahil dito medyo auburn / burgundy naman ang wig nya with matching boylet on the side. Ikaw na madame!
at huwag na huwag mong kalilimutan ang bobcat wig nya na tinalbugan sina Uma Thurman at Demi Moore on this fabulous FHM cover
Nag try rin si Madame ng animal print swim wear na minsan nya narin nirampa habang dala dala niya ang kanyang mahiwagang bola. Alluring talaga si Madame! (pasintabi po sa mga kumakain)

 

ang wish ko lang huwag siyang magwhite kasi nahuhulaan ko na ito ang gagamitin nyang HULING fashion style with matching kalachuchi para mabango naman ang environment

 

Hindi lang manghuhula at artista si Madame Auring kundi isa ring imbentor. Siya lang ang nakilala kong nakaimbento nang sabong makakapapanumbalik nang iyong virginity! Ikakaskas mo lang sa iyong KEME and in 7 days, parang BRAND NEW na ulit. San Ka pa… try na!