Always delightful to see two hunk-a-babe in one snap. Both from 69 essensa – JM and highly recommended Jarred
I seldom hire masseurs from Facebook granted some of my past experiences says it all – they either practice #dagdagbawas in describing themselves or some are just plain thief who thinks that “you can get away with murder just because he is good looking”. Come on….
So before I hire anyone for that matter – research research research
Until this guy came along… posting tempting things on my timeline. Below are some of his teasers as if a 10seconder ad that would shook up heaven once opened.
PUNCTUALITY 8/10: set date is May 29 round 5PM. I cancelled some of my schedule just to make it on time. Everytime na lumalabas ako ng bahay, I make sure na nakaayos ang lakad ko para di sayang sa oras. NASA monumento na ako around 430 and asked him with his whereabouts pero si kuya Hindi makapag bigay ng straight answer. Dahil mainit…. marcha na ako sa sogo. I waited 30mins bago siya nakarating. This is a HUGE NO for me granted I came from the far flung mountains of Valenzuela.
AESTHETICS 6/10 : nagoyo yata ako. Unang bungad pa Lang sa pinto…. kaya pala headless ang post nya sa FB. Ika nga “beauty is in the eyes of the beholder ” keme.
He is not the usual guy that I am used to hire. Always give and take yan. Minsan gwapo pero pagdating sa body, ok na ako kung makinis pero wag naman sana mukhang Jollibee ang abs. Minsan yung Ibang hire ko, wala Kang masasabi sa six packs, makinis pero ang face… Basta masayahin and walang pimples gow. Minsan combo – gwapo, Makinis, matangkad pero Layla Dee naman sa kama. Dyusko Baka mamura ko lang yun pag ganun. Case in point: Zander of 69Essensa.
So granted with all of my escapades na pinag samasama… ako pa ba ang choosy. Hahahahha so go na nga and let’s be done with it na nga Lang ang motto ko for the day.
HYGIENE N/A: naligo siya pagdating kaya Amoy sogo soap na siya ng tumabi na sa akin.
DEMEANOR 9/10 : mabait and magalang siya in Fairview. Medyo di ako palasalita that time kasi nga parang gusto ko ng iexpress ang buong session. In fact naka handa na nga akong mag text ng Ibang masseur kasi sayang naman ang Accommodation ko. But siyempre andyan na si masseur, try ko na rin at baka magaling naman. Then he tries to engage me sa conversation. We were watching the news by that time. Kaya timely ang usapan namin dahil its about martial law sa Mindanao ang point of conversation namin. In fairness I’m starting to like the session. Medyo madaldal pala si kuya ng konti kaya ng magsimula kaming mag usap… yun na…. tuloy tuloy na ang kwentuhan. He stop Lang when he felt na medyo dinadama ko na ang masahe nya.
MASSAGE 10/10 : speaking of massage, perfect. His tricks are a bit mechanical but he knows The good spot. Opportunity ko talaga ang legs since I like doing squats and he was the first person na nagsabi na marami akong lamig …of all places… sa binti. Dun siya nag concentrate and I could feel yung bawat strokes nya. Hindi siya nagmadali – fluid ang motion and dahan dahan. Take note: may Baon siyang baby oil. Handa si kuya. Others won’t even bring anything at all which makes it sooo inis kasi nga they are expected to do massage tapos wala….. (mala Kris ang tono).
TOOL 10/10: shutang ina besh. Anlaki! Hindi pahaba yung dick pero dyusko ang circumference… you’ll go around and around. Anshoba anshorap ishubo besh. Dito yata binigay ang biyaya. Ang shigash shigash besh the whole shession. Shino ba naman akesh para tumangi.
E/S 10/10: Ay shus besh…. fucker na… concert artist pa. Shumbling ako besh. Nakilala ko na ang Kama shutra because of him. He knows and ibat Ibang style and I’m there for the whole ride. Ang mga hanging legs ko na nag iba iba ng position from North, West, South and East. Ayaw rin naman pakabog sa pagbirit… mega 69 ang labanan. Hindi nga Lang ako nakipag French and Canadian kiss dahil nga di ko mashadong bet ang menu pero winner si kuya in all other aspects.
Besh eto na nga ba… ang moment of truth. Enter Dick-zilla. Dyusko! virginal pala ako. Sobrang akala ko na dobol fuck ako. Maliit pa pala ang pwerta ko besh. Siguro pinaka memorable sa akin nang napasigaw ako “TANGNA…. ANLAKE.” Hahahahhaha. I’m sooo madumi.
DAMAGE 1500 : not bad. Actually 1200 ang complete package. Nagdagdag lang ako kasi perform naman talaga si kuya regardless kung anuman ang opinion ko with his aesthetics. Not bad mga beshies dahil super affordable and Hindi maarte ang masseur na ito so I highly recommend sa mga mamshie who wants the ultimate experience pero Pasok sa budget nang mapiling ina. Pero kung choosy Ka besh…. pass Ka muna with this guy. You could get in touch thru his Facebook which I posted above or via text 09193894324
PROOF OF PURCHASE: unfiltered pics below
I’m glad other Fairies are having fun with their chosen Prince Charming. This is why I’m hesitant to post this new entry from mwah!
I admit that I do have a man crush over this guy sa Facebook which I literally launch a cyber stalking. His name is Khent and his masseur storyline started when he is still employed in a local spa sa Laguna. I forgot the name of the spa but I literally came across his name when a queen posted a glowing review about him. Of course, I skipped to some of his narratives and went straight to the good stuff and his pictures. And booooyyyyy…. #amazing
So immediately i included him on my “short list of delicious and delectable men” so when my birthday comes, I’ll have him as my birthday present. It’s like opening a box of chocolates or like Christmas Day in mid October.
I even have plans to travel as far as Laguna just to hire him. I was searching for motels and how can I get to Laguna, travel time etc. Literally, it’s like high school again trying to look for ways and means para Lang makita si “crushie “.
Until his talent was acquired by an online spa called Red Manila or Red Spa (I forgot the freakin name) facilitated by Edison Yu. I know by now you may have recalled his post and his line up of masseur. Nabasa nyo na siguro yung mga post sa “Mga Lalaking Masahista” or any groups who tackles “masahista”. He has a group of masseurs under his wing that he facilitates. I don’t know if you hired any of them, feel free to comment below with your experience or feedback so we can share wisdom and facts.
This kinda makes me sad granted pag na acquire na sila ng certain facilitator/managers unti unti na silang kinakain ng sistema. But then again, I do have a huge crush on him kaya im still willing to hire this guy for my birthday.
A lot of preparation, research etc. it’s funny though, I only get to read a few reviews from my co fairies or I just cant simply find a link that tackles Khents services or the entire spas Performance sa Ibang clients etc.
Soooo keribels…. I started negotiating via Facebook and this is how our conversation goes
Soooo with that in mind…siyempre ang Lola mo super excited. Finally I’ll be meeting my super crush. My expectations are higher now granted that he was asking too much way above SRP. So siyempre ako naman…. day dreamer and babae Lang – asado pao.
LOOKS 8/10 – the moment he entered the room, my heart skips a beat. He is gwapo, medyo edgy ng konti dahil I found out he is a rock band singer kaya may rock and roll and vibe siya. His tattoos are the best… I do love men with tattoos. It give a little “umph” sa personality. He is not that masculine… I think I expected too much. Payat kasi siya so the figure come with it. Wala na ang malaking tyan kasi nga payat si kuya. Medyo kulay kaligatan but the height throws me off. I mean … for me if you failed in one department like muscles division, you may want to give the height and the legs. He stands 5’5″ ata kasi halos magkasingtangkad kami eh. The legs are not properly constructed though…meaning kung nag lap dance ako sa kanya, di kakayanin pag biglaang kakandong ako sa kanya.
MASSAGE 1/10 – goodnessssss gracious Hindi pwede sa akin ang papindot Pindot lang. gusto kong mag mala Barbara Tengco pero sabi ko na lang sa sarili ko “Girlllllll…… birthday mo and ginusto mo Ito di ba.”
ES 1/10 – for when a guy demanded for a rate, he got to perform well. On this case, he asked for 4K which I haggled down to 3K. So I am freaking expecting that you will pull out the big guns and shower me with man juice for Petes sake.
He did pull out his guns… nabigla ako ate. Di ko expected. Ano Ito… water guns for 5 years old??????
Okay… I guess I’m not liking the whole scenario. Parang gusto ko na Lang magwala at mag mala Cruella DeVille pero pinigilan ko na Lang ang sarili ko. Gow pa rin si ate with my fighting spirit…ganern. Sige higoppp…. chupssss…. sandali pagod na ako, di pa rin tumitigas.
So we tried another position Baka naman may himala at bisitahin siya ng libog…. nang NASA marino position na kami…biglang humirit “Baka pwedeng dagdagan mo na ng 1k kasi kailangan ko ng pera, magpapagawa pa ako ng motor and magpapalabas naman ako eh”
Seriously kuya… your asking me this while I’m beneath you…naked. Ano Ito hold up?????? So I tried to say something “di ba napagusapan natin 3K all in….”
“Eh kasi yung 1K ibibigay ko pa sa spa…etc etc”
Di ko na naintindihan ang sinabi ni Khent. Nawalan na ako ng gana. I just wanted to end the night. Medyo nakakadismaya since he was my crush and this just happened. After all the nice things that I’ve done. I even bought him dinner Baka kasi pagod and gutom siya kasi galing byahe.
Hayyyyyyy …. so I ended the night unsatisfied and gave away 4K. What a night….
So I guess if you want to hire any of his services, a screenshot of their number is posted.
They say that “ you won’t forget your first time “.
There is always a #FirstTime in all aspects of life – first doll, first cupcake, first rose you got, traveling alone for the first time etc. heeeeeeep…. I know “lakas-maka-Virginia-Dimaculangan” ang dating ng intro nuh but it’s true-ly electrifying expialidotious experience when I met my first masseur at Essensa. Ayan ah…para ma-set na ang expectations nyo.
Anyhow, it was the Grand eyeball of #FairiesandFortress headed by the one and only –Miss Fierce. I won’t go to details regarding this eyeball and I might as well create a new blog entry kasi andaming kapupulutan ng aral sa pagkikitang yon… CHARRIIIING!
Fast forward… that night is set to attack the so-called #96Essensa dito sa may Quezon City. I have no idea about this so-called spa kaya pinapaubaya ko na Lang sa mga fairies kung san ako dadalhin ng mga paang Ito. 96Essensa is located @ 69 Kamias Road, Quezon City
It’s like a hole in the wall kinda location na Hindi mo Basta mapapansin lalo na sa umaga. It does have a small signage sa labas pero di naman ganun kaextravagant. Siguro kung madalas kang napapadaan dito lalo sa gabi or madaling araw… mapapansin mo Lang siya dahil maraming nakatambay na eye candy sa labas… hahahaha. Sa mga old school girls… you could get in touch through Landline +63 2 504 1464
The fairies has their own choices that night. Dahil nga birthday week ko naman kaya nagpaubaya na ang Ibang fairies nang piliin ko si Louie. I think he is the #StarMasseur for the said spa. Ika nga sought after dahil kabikabila ang mga bookings nya. This FR maybe “one-of-the” sa mga nag testimonial sa kanya plus highly recommended by “the queen” itself so I can’t help to “put my hands on him” ika nga ng infamous lines ng Essensa boys.
We were greeted by Mama Rey which is our main contact sa Essensa. They have several managers in Essensa pero ms madaling makagaanan ng loob si Rey. Mababait rin naman ang iba pero I like him kasi masiyahin and very honest on how he approach his clients. Walang drama… walang pasikot sikot!
Until I saw him…. Awwwww…. Ang gwapo naman pala sa personal. Kinilig ng bahagya ang kiffy ko. Slight lang friends… tee hee.
When Rey finally introduced me to Louie… I guess parang nag gosh ako ng slight at medyo namula ang mala porselana kong kutis. Para akong si Kim Chiu ang peg. Biglang nag slow motion ang paligid tas ang camera lens nagfocus sa mukha kong mala anghel. Medyo blurred ang paligid para kitang kita ang emotion sa mata kong nangungusap. May pahawi ng hair sa tenga ng slight Lang naman tas biglang blush sa pisngi kasi nga mala porselana ang kutis ko then biglang umawit ang matamyos na theme sone “ikaw na ba si Mr. Right… ikaw na ba ang lab of my layp? Ikaw na ba ang icing sa cupcake ko?”
Para akong hihimatayin sa kilig… eeep sandali naiihi ako literal.
Tatlong palapag ang Essensa. But I think May isa pang palapag na Hindi ko pa na explore. Isa palang ang kilala kong fairy na nakagamit ng ika-apat na glorya pero di ko muna reveal ang name ng masseur na itey. Sa third floor, it has four cubicles. Pagpasok mo may foam na nakalatag sa wooden floor and tanging manipis na kurtina ang nagsisilbing pinto sa parisukat na langit. Makinis and well maintained ang bawat cubicle.
Louie politely asked for permission. Sabi nya maghahanda daw muna siya. I nodded and gave him a sweet smile. Parang teen edyer Lang and sabay sabi sa pinaka manipis kong boses “ok…. Ill wait. Take your time pow”. Wooooooow. Wish you could hear me, Panigurado Baka binatukan mo ako dahil sobra akong sweet eh.
While waiting… nag imbestiga muna ako and tumingin tingin sa paligid. Over all… Makinis naman. Lawanit ang dingding ng cubicles kaya maririnig ang mga halinghing sa kabilang kwarto. No foul smell so far taliwas sa mga review sa FR. Ang banyo…Malinis naman. Sana nga Lang may mga sabon sa lahat ng palapag hahaha.
Yung and bang fairies like Maxine occupies the other room. She got Jason that night while Another fairy – Renzo got Miguel.
Oops… got to get back. Baka dumating na si Prince Charming.
“Sir… sorry napatagal” wika niya na super sincere
Unti unti akong tumingin sa kanya and Me likey ….. isang malaking LUNOK!
He is wearing just his undies. He is not muscular based on my standards but wooooooow…. His sex appeal spilled over his cup.
“Simula na po tayo sir”… awww music to my ears
ATTITUDE 9/10 – sooooo polite. I don’t know if age shows or that’s how he communicate with his client but the guy is sooo polite. Probably that’s how they were brought up by their handlers. I don’t know if it’s superficial but I guess it’s nice to have these type of demeanor.
LOOKS 9/10 – if this guy will start to go to the gym and be serious with his program, he will snagged the clients of other masseurs. Did I not described how much I ogle right in front of him when I was first introduced to him. Damn it… my libido rising. Maybe because of those tattoos that gives him so much personality. Why 9 if obviously I want to bring him home for keeps… because there is still room for improvement. He can start building those muscles so he will be the best amongst the rest.
TOOL 7/10. – come on guys. We’re talking about the size of his manhood. For me, it’s average. Wait… I know kung anong gusto nyong sabihin… Hindi ako #SizeQueen! Grabe ang mga judgemental sa Mundo. Hindi pa tapos ang review kaya hintayin nyo performance rate card ko.
MASSAGE 6/10- hmmm…. I was sooo infatuated feeling ko nga ako si Kim Chiu that I did not look forward sa massage part. Don’t get me wrong … I did avail the massage granted kasama siya sa binayaran kong package. I won’t miss it for any reason dahil yun nga ang pinunta ko sa Essensa- magpamasahe above everything else bago ako makipaglampungan. His massage is technical, nothing out of the box. I did ask for hard strokes and though he can’t do it well, at least nandun yung effort nya. Nothing so spectacular about the massage part kaya nga wala akong mashare maxado. But the massage was tooo short based on the agreed time. Just saying…
I did used this time para ma kilala ko siya ng lubusan. Interview session…ilabas si Tito Boy. I learned kung san siya nag aaral, his family background…so sweet kid. Naantig ang PUSO ko kasi Lukas naman talaga akong mabait at maunawain… CHAROT!
ES 10/10 – the transition from ES and massage was a bit abrupt. He got to go tinkle kasi kaya I know it is coming. I read a lot of His FR from a site so I know most likely what I will expect out from him. Ika nga I came prepared …
When he get back.. I think nag shower siya muna ng onti. Ngumangalot ako ng mentors by that time and I swear nararamdaman ko ang kuntil ko na medyo na excite hehehehhe.
“Sir…pwede bang humingi nyan…” while pointing sa mentos na hawak ko.
“Sure” sabay abot.
After taking at least two mentos… he slowly kisses me. Awwwwww dyusmiyo Marya katilpo! Very fresh ang breath ni kuya. Mentos pa more. (Segway lang: I know his reviews about his breath etc but on my encounter with him. Did not smell anything. Well yes… thanks to mentos which probably works for his favor…. But come on guys. Who wants to kill his mojo?)
He slowly caress my nape, my neck and back to paradise. Torrid kissing to the max which is one of my favorite sa menu. He will let you feel that you’re the only person in the world. I feel that I’m the queen and he is my soldier more than willing to give his all … nasaan ang king ate! Dyusmiyo wag mo munang hanapin yung hari, mas bata mas masarap hahahaha.
He slowly pull out the condom. Ako na ang unti unting nagsuot sa kanya. Pinaliguan ko ng KY jelly and I’m sooo ready to bring it on. Ahhhhhh…
Pusan gala. Awwwwww…. I can feel it. How he moves… gently then fierce. Ano nga pala name ko? Shet I forgot! Did I not mention that he is average… but how he uses his tool is incredible. He knows his material well and I’ve got to say… alleluia!
DAMAGE: average is Php 2500 which includes spa fee. But since he performs well, I added additional 500. Pero parang deep within, he deserves more… so I added an additional Php700. Kill me. Throw stones at me but he deserves what I gave him monetarily.
REHIRE….HUGE YES. So if you’ll drop by essensa, don’t forget his name Louie… ohhhhh Louie
It was one of those reviews that you just have to write agad agad…
And Im that kind of writer na super extreme…either im tooo overwhelmed or tooo mad because of a certain scene na parang di ko mapapalampas!
My readers won’t like me after this but somehow, sometimes a fellow needs to speak up.
#BORING and #OVerPriced… I learned these two hashtags this evening
Based on my previous post, if you were reading closely, last week I booked a guy named Zander na #NoShow during the actual deed. But ergo, I got a great experience with Xian of Essensa. I love the fact that some of my friends are now closely looking on his profile and eventually hiring him…. He is a great catch and Hindi ako mapapahiya if anyone would read my previous blog post. “one of the best Massuer’s in Essensa that I would highly recommend.”
This evening was special. The guy that I loooong to hire with so much hiatus is available. Yes… I have a bit of a crush sa kanya dahil gwapo at matangkad siya and super kinis. I did described how I first met him based on a previous blog entry and how I loooong for this day to finally hire him.
My co-fairy dragged our weary ass on a Sunday night to fulfill our carnal desires. A friend were on the middle of his session with Xian when we arrived. So… naisip na Lang namin na kitain siya pagkatapos and eventually yayain siya after for a few drinks. My fairy friend snagged Jarred which I have to make a review pa. Sus…. So many boys, so little time.
When we entered the lair (hahahahha grabe lair talaga!) he was asking why did I picked over others…. I responded by saying… “ako yung client mo last week… I waited for you. Sabi ni Khaye lumabas Ka Lang at may sinundo pero inumaga na ako dito pero wala Ka pa. Kaya I opted na kumuha na Lang ng iba.”
“Ay sorry po ser… ikaw po pala yun. Di ba malakas ang ulan last week eh Hindi na ako pinauwi ng regular client ko kaya di na ako nakarating.”
Oops… he was with “his regular client” pero iba explanation sa akin ni Khaye na may sinundo etc. In terms on how I deal with this “extra hobby”, I’m direct to the point. I even asked His handler by that time yung whereabouts nang otoko na itey and just be honest kung NASA client man siya. I don’t want to waste my time lalo na maghintay. It’s like hours that I cant bring back and that’s a huge NO for me.
Anyway… I don’t dwell with issue kaya I dropped it the moment I entered the lair. Pagpasok ko pa Lang, parang narinig ko na ang mga anghel sa langit at masayang umaawit na parang operatic and dating… hahaha!
Attitude 7/10 – polite. That’s the only word I can think of. He uses “po” and “opo” dahil anLakas makagurang. I asked him to drop it Pero he did explained that everyone in Essensa were thought to say such. I don’t want to push so much that’s why I gave in.
Looks/body 8/10 – the guy is handsome…. Sobra.. did I say na Crush ko na siya nang una ko siyang masilayan. Kumanta pa nga si Kim Chiu sa background “ikaw na ba si Mister Right… ikaw na ba ang icing sa cupcake koooooo?” If the evening turns out well, I would have asked for another session and booked for another round….. plus no bad odor at all. kaya Lang his looks department is not that enough to fill in my sensual desire. I guess, dahil gwapo nga…
Massage 5/10 – am I expecting too much? Well with his body frame, his height and huge hands… yes I am. The last time I check, the sign said “spa”. But then again, I can’t asked for too much. His technique is soooo technical (anu ba yun… walang kwentang mag describe)
Ok.. spa quality. Yan ang description ng ilang hitad na kung makapag FR eh wagas. He did asked the mandatory question kung “hard or moderate”. I responded by saying “hard baby… hard to moderate “. Nothing too explosive or monumental sa massage. I can still remember when I did ask him “konting diin pa dear”… he tried siguro but I guess that is the best that he can do. funny… this only lasted mga 30 minutes siguro.
Isang plus for him siguro ay hindi siya masalita which I appreciate kasi ayoko rin namang dumaldal habang nagpapamasahe.
Tool 4/10 – hep…Alam ko tumatakbo sa isip mo ng mabasa mo ang rating ng tool nya. Pagbigyan mo Lang akong mag explain… its average naman. Hindi ko kasi nakita ng fully erect…. Siguro 5 inches long… Sinukat ko pa sa bibig ko habang subo ko ang notrilya nya pero di man Lang ako nabilaukan. Hindi siya super hard… I don’t know why pero siguro hindi nya lang ako bet. Gusto ko sanang magpausok ng insenso at Baka nasapian si junjun junior kaya di siya tinitigasan. Siguro kung ako si Anne Curtis…. Ay sus sino ba niloloko ko – kahawig ko si Ai Ai delas Alas kaya siguro ganun ang reaction ng junjun nya. Takutin ko kaya? USO naman dahil malapit na ang todos los Santos di ba. Baka kasi pag nagulat eh biglang tumigas..
ES 4/10 – susmarya…. Napagod ako. I don’t know where to start and I guess the next thing you’ll read are all “rants”. Forgive me. With my Girl Scout honor “I will do my best”
Spell boring. As in. Walang fireworks… no passionate kisses. Wala. Walang himallllaaaaaaa!
With my loud mouth, I did asked these things to his handler through a mutual friend. Unulit ko rin ang mga ganitong tanong sa gabing hindi ako sinipot. I’ve read somewhere regarding this guy and a few advices from a friend… pero siyempre Hindi ko pa naman natitikman kaya di rin ako makapag conclude. Medyo hesitant na rin ako when I was asked kung sino ang iBook ko that night with the series of unfortunate events but I can’t judge him naman just because he got a bad FR by another time pixie fairy. Magagalit si bimby nyan (with Kris Aquino tone)
Going back, his torrid kisses is not true. It’s a smack. Tangnadis. Nabilang ko ata yun…siguro Hindi hihigit sa mga 40 kisses yun. As in.
His tongue action… sus… parang kumuha Ka ng krayola tas “nag small circle big circle” Ka sa utong ko. I did show him how when its my turn…. Ang pagdila ko sa kanya from his singit to his utong with supsup on the side and I did not even get a porno reaction. Slurp dito slurp doon…. Wala, putek. Dedma.
Hindi pwede ito… anlaki ng TF ni kuya (which I will describe later… magagalit ka sa akin). Kailangan masulit ko ito. I started on top with his baby junior. It is not fully erect kaya I made a few attempts. Nang pinasok na…siyet di ko maramdaman…
Commercial: nakapag attend Ka na ba ng acting class? Madalas Maririnig mo… even the great Jaclyn Jose once uttered… wala akong mapaghugutan sa kaekesena ko. Excatly my point… wala akong mahugot na libog sa kapartner ko.
He was just there… no moaning… nothing.
Then I think at one point to save his erection he opted for dog style. Siyempre I have to think fast… it seems lalabasan na siya (dyuskoooo di pa kami nagtatagal ah) kaya I asked him na magpalabas sa likod ko…
Sabi ko kung lalabasan Ka na, Hugutin mo titi mo then Alisin ang condom tapos magpalabas Ka dyan sa likod ko. Gusto kong maramdaman na nilabasan Ka.
“Sa likod po nyo ser?”
Sa likod ko …yes. Hindi sa loob ng puke ko. Sa likod.
Yes…sooo graphic. That’s how the conversation go. My fangs and my horns starts to show.
He did cum… I felt it. But I’m nowhere near nirvana.
Next chapter… nagbabati na ako. I’m loosing my libido and Ive got to catch it fast…. And si zander. He was on my side. Pagod. Walang ginagawa. “Hello … Houston we have a problem”
I tried to pull him towards me. He is a bit hesitant kasi nga puro pawis ako but still… I pulled him near me. He laid on top of me without doin anything….. NOTHING AT ALLLLLL. No kisses.. nothing.
I asked him to lay flat and for heaven sake I played the role of “Top”. Kanyod dito kanyod doon… goodness. The last time I work hard this much is when I had a boyfriend circa 1900’s. Pero I like what I’m doing by that time kaya nag TOP ako sa kanya. Eh ngayun… I’m staring at a lifeless fuckin doll with great ass…that’s it. Layla dee…. Pintihaya ko naman ang otoko at Baka sa mga singit nya makita ko ang nirvana… kanyod dito kanyod doon. He is not even making an effort. Hindi nya naman inipit talaga.
Ay sus… I give up. Sobrang pagod ko.
“Sige ok na…”
“Its ok…pagod na ako”
Tonight… my cum is not invited.
Damage: mahabang kwento ito. Makinis ka muna. When we are about to start the ES and when he politely offered it to me…
“Magkaliwanagan muna tayo…. Php2500 all in na yan.”
“2500.00 plus 500 for the spa po.”
Medyo nagpanting ang tenga ko. Pero sige I opted to give in. Maguumpisa pa Lang kami mga mare and I don’t want to spoil the evening.
When I was on top of him and I was about to push baby junior sa aking kweba ng kalangit langitan… “ser….” Almost whsipery “dagdagan nyo na lang ng 500…magpapalabas rin naman ako eh”
This is black mail. I wanted to shout. Mag eskandalo bumaba at humanap ng mambabarang. Akala ko ba napagusapan na namin ito right before the we do the deed. May huling hirit sa tag init. Your asking me this when your about to fuck meeeee. Oh come on….
Everything in my head. In this life… there are things that I care about. Ayoko ng mapahiya ang mga taong nagpakilala sa akin sa happy place na Ito and I will not create a scene dahil sa pera. Wala sa bokabularyo ko ang gumawa ng eksena na ikakapahamak ng iba.
Rehire: pusang gala…. Tinanong mo pa ako! Huuuuuuuugggggggeeeee NOOOOOOOOOOO! If you want to hire him
69 Kamias Road, Quezon City
Landline +63 2 504 1464
MANAGER “KHAYE” +63 906 862 5468
P.S. masarap palang sumigaw at pumalahaw sa loob ng gay bar. Pramis… walang makakarinig hahahahhaha
Word of the day… #surprised!
I have a few guys left on my list up for a review but I opt to create a review for this guy first. So lemme start by saying #LifeisFullofSurprises
It’s another essensa night for the Fortress group led by the one and only Ms. Fierce. But of course this night won’t be possible without the detailed planning of her majesty. So each fairies pick their bet and coordinated with the event POC which is Khaye of Essensa. I pick a guy named Zander. Nakita ko na siya ng una kong punta sa Essensa and quickly planned to pick him pagbalik namin after Louis and Jarred. So it was one week of day dreaming and fantasies while doodling his name to mine…. High school Lang ang peg. There were days na gusto mo n Lang matapos para makadaupang palad mo na ang man of your dreams. Of course can’t deny the fact na nag research rin ako on how he performs so I psyched myself on his weakness versus my expectations. Ganun ko siya pinaghandaan.
Until the fateful evening come… wala siya!
Khaye explained na may binili or sinundo Lang siya. So ok… smile Lang muna. Pa sweet muna… medyo kinakabahan. I have friends and willing to wait naman po…. Parang Kumain Ka Lang sa a howling ang peg. I’ll just enjoy the company of friends while waiting.
Lumalalim na ang gabi… wala pa rin Zander. So follow up uli…
Isa pang follow up dahil tapos na ang first batch ng mga fairies… sweet akong nag follow up. Wala pa ring hanapin…
Ava Maria santisima… anong oras na… Asan na??? I can almost hear myself sa kulit which I personally don’t like.
Khaye can’t give me a straight answer so she opted to suggest another guy named JOJO.
I’m not totally sold to it… I need other head!
Then I started to talk to Rey of essensa. He quickly responded and suggested Xian instead. Me as a picky customer, parang kilalang kilala na ako ni Mama Rey. Sabi nya “kanina pa kita na obserbahan and lahat ng mga nakuha mo sa mga Alaga ko. Kanina ng nagsuggest sila pero kita sa mukha mo na Hindi bet. Hindi ako mapapahiya Kay Xian bet…. The best yan”
I was ready to retire and surrender that night. I was being pressured to pick a guy. Are these my choices? Gusto ko ng umuwi… papa can you see me? Papa can you hear me? I’m sooo ready to blurt a song of sorrow.
Finally made a decision.. “sige mother, si Xian na lang po.” I can’t even pronounce his name right. Argghhhhh!
I was singing “body and soul” by Billie Holiday. I was counting each stairs. Mabigat ang loob…
“My heart is sad and loneeellllyyyyy…”. I retired to the fact that this will be a huge disaster. I pity my masseur kasi I surrendered to the fact that I won’t be satisfied.
He was polite naman. He showed me the room and I simply nodded. “Noooooooo this is not me. Sobrang tahimik ko.” Nagpaalam muna siya na punta muna siyang CR. So I prepared na lang and waited for him.
Looks/body 8/10 – the guy is a cutie pie. Come to think of it… even if I was sooo psyched to meet Zander intimately. He has clear skin and no foul odor at all. Super maalaga siya kasi Ivan still remember he has this bagpack during the deed. Sobrang handa siya and he even has this sweet and musky perfume that he wore that sets the mood. A bit of a chubby side siya… some will appreciate this physique. Me…Tama lang kasi I’m more of sa abs…. it’s a fantasy that I can’t whisk it.
Attitude 10/10 – very polite. I know it was in the wee hours of the morning when I finally decided to pick him but he was all smiles pa rin when we thread our way to the room. Very respectful and he got few jokes up his pocket na mapapatawa Ka. He is a great catch.
Massage 10/10 – I was laying flat until he came wearing his briefs. Good job… handa na si kuya. Malapit na mag umaga kaya Baka nagmamadali na. He politely asked kung hard ba or moderate…. I quipped “hard to moderate”. Though medyo maliit ang physical attributes ko.. I’m picky pagdating sa massage dahil mataas ang tolerance level ko. I guess Im a huge fan of massage so I know if ginawang chess board ang likod ko because of sloppy technique.
Dito nagpakilala si Xian.
Grabe ang hagod and massage. He knows what he is doing and he made me feel that I’m a Goddess. Napaungol na Lang ako sa sobrang sarap. Every strokes are well calculated and he knows kung nasaan ang mga pressure. He did not say a word which I do appreciate. Some masseur are too chatty trying sell their wares. He doesn’t. He will show what a good massage is. He also do a combination and stretched my tired and stressed muscles to oblivion. Napa sheeeettt Lang ako! And grabeeee napatunog nya rin ang likod ko. Normally, im too hesitant with this technique kasi its detrimental dun sa receiver especially kung Hindi marunong ang gagawa. He did it well… akala ko may bago akong likod. Sobrang ansarap. I have lower back pains kaya sometimes it’s too hard for me to sit. After massage, it seems na parang nagdahilan lang dahil nawala yung pain. Until now while, I’m writing this blog entry… walang unan or whatsoever to support my lower back. Ang gaan gaan ng feeling. Plus yung mga lamig ko sa likod na sobrang laki na at parang holen… pinuntirya nya. Yup medyo masakit habang dinudurog nya kasi nararamdaman ko eh pero he did it well. Ang gaan sa loob.
I would rate him 10/10. If may tataas pa… dun ako.
ES 10/10. You will never regret it. It’s wild and amazing.
“Sir umpishan ko na ba?”
Ito ang mga katagang nang gising sa akin…medyo nakaidlip na ako dahil sa sobrang sarap ang masahe. “Ay oo sige…”
Dito na ako pinatikim ng langit…. Super wild. Super torrid kissing. I thought mawawalan ako ng hininga. He devoured me with those sweet soft lips. He slowly caress my neck with his lips…slowly but passionately. I could feel every kisses… ahhhhhh. No words to describe.
Then he asked me to give him a blow job. He was clenching my head, begging me for more. I swear I don’t mind loosing some hair kung Ganito naman kasarap.
Then he slowly slip the rubber and slip into me…. Oh gawwwddd
I can feel his tool and though it’s average for me… he knows how to use it. I was moaning too loud by that time and I was extra happy. I don’t care … I felt I’m a hentai porno queen ready to explode at anytime.
Damage: 2500 all in since this is the minimum rate of th spa but added another 500 for a job well done.
His name is Romnick. Reminiscent of the 80’s heartthrob Romnick Sarmenta who gained popularity through a love team with Sheryl Cruz that popularized fantasy films from a local film outfit which includes dwarfs, magic and fairytales while singing “pa-tweetums nail biting cheeky melody” that even the scariest tattooed kanto boy will just simply utter “eeeeeeeeewwwwwww”.
“Mr. Dreamboy… Mr. Dreamboooooooy”
It was my first meet-up with the head mistress of a local FB group that aptly titled “fairies and fortress”. Details on my succeeding post, it was one delightful evening comparing notes with some of the most eligible bachelors in the metro seeking the same adventure.
It’s time for me to pick my masseur. It’s my first time sa Pink Paradise so hindi ko kabisado ang mga masseur. I have my eyes on a chinito fair skinned guy but he is sick by that time therefore he is off the market that evening. Mga 10 to 15 ang mga otokong nakikita ko na parot parito waiting for their respective clients. Then all of a sudden, the 5 feet ish guy run in the middle of the room trying catch a friend.
Woooop! He is just wearing a pink Calvin Klein boxer brief that showcases most of his assets – his bubble butt. I can’t help staring at those deliciously cheeky butt. I just have to know his name. “Mama Orly… Ano name Nya?” Pabulong kong tanong with devilish smile.
I swear, muntik na akong natawa sa harapan ng handler nya but i kept those malicious giggles to myself. I kept a mental note of his name so when the time comes that I need to choose, his name will easily pop up. Well, how would you forget a probinsyano nickname anyway.
Then came Ms. Fierce and two more members of Fairies and fortress. “Siya si Jason and Daniel” pakilala ni Ms. fierce.
Daniel quickly quipped “pare…” In a very manly voice then suddenly “ang Inang Mariposa” almost mimicking Dolphy’s potrayal of Markova. Laugh!
Small chat… Getting to know each other then comes the fun part of officially picking your masseur. The boys are all lined-up In the “aquarium”. Ms. Fierce and Jason had their reservations and I just have to pick mine. I gazed through the glass, parang pumipili ng candy bar. May super sweet, black chocolate, branded, local etc. honestly, im not happy with the line-up granted that two of the good looking masseurs are reserved. Though it was not a popular decision, I still pick Romnick.
Looks 7/10 – cutie pie naman si Romnick. Pakatitigan mo lang ng matagal. Ika nga sabi ng mga sosyal “his charms grows in you“. Twinkish and not my usual type. He has nice set of teeth and smiles a lot.
Attitude 7/10 – mabait, he giggles…a lot and mahilig gumamit ng “po” at “opo” which will often reminds you of your age gap. Laugh!
Hygiene 10/10 – no foul odor.
Massage 4/10. Pag sinabing spa, ang unang unang pumapasok sa brain cells ko ay “massage”. So ito ang una Kong requirement if I visit a spa. Romnick ask me to lay down so we can start the ordeal. Then….
Tiningnan ko siya. He was waiting for me. #nganga
Medyo nagspark ang mga little vessels ko sa utak sabay tanong… “San mo ba gustong magsimula?” Just to keep the ball rolling. “Kayo po…”
Pumitik na naman ang mga brain cells ko. Usually kasi, if you go to a spa, may mga diskarte na kasi ang mga Massuer kung San sila magsisimula. Ang tanging itatanong Lang nila na may kaunting lambing ay “hard o moderate po ba ser? Hard f*@k or karinyong ba bagong Kasal?”
So I asked him to start with the legs since I’m feeling a bit tight on my lower calves due to several days of squatting then asked him to finish with my back but make sure to focus on the lower back since this has always been my weakness.
I ask for hard strokes granted my tolerance level for massage is a bit higher than anyone has expected granted I have small frame. I won’t settle for moderate stroke as it does not entice me at all. He did tried it but I guess his hands are not yet made out of such strokes. His hands are a wee bit smaller from other masseurs I delt with. But with my vast knowledge of massage and masseurs, regardless if barkada kayo ni Frodo Baggins, nasa diskarte yan pagdating sa masahe. Pero effort naman si kuya dahil siguro medyo nakita nyang nag-Amor Powers ang mga kilay ko.
Remember under attitude… I wrote down “he giggles…a lot”. Well, that part kinda irritates me. Read on.
Comes the linggam part… Parang sinusundot nya Lang yung betlog ko. Then he giggles. As if parang bata na he tries to poke one or two tapos biglang tatawa na parang kinikilig na nanloloko. Anu akala Nya sa betlog ko…. Sawsaw suka, mahuli Taya! Yung nararamdaman kong kaunting libog, parang nagevaporate. This kinda irritates me but of course medyo pasweet pa rin ang tanong ko sa bata “bakit Ka natatawa? May nakakatawa ba?”
He stopped. Siguro ramdam Nya na ngayon na si Maleficent pala ang minamasahe Nya. Medyo nanhimik na Lang ako.
ES 8/10 – nagpaaalam muna siya para mag CR. But I’m no longer expecting fireworks or ecstasy dahil medyo nana as na nga Ako. So when he came back, he has the audacity to ask “game na po ba…”
Dyusmiyo marya katilpo!
Anu ba nakuha ko… High school?!
Wala man lang kaunting paglalambing. Puro “tee hee” ata ang narinig ko.
At this point, I just stared at him… Very subtle, halos pabulong when I endearly uttered “Ano pa nga ba dapat ang gawin mo?”
Siguro ngayon medyo randam na ni kuya na medyo Inis na Ako. Dito na siya bumawi. Torrid kiss ba kamo…. Wow! He becomes a man by that quick second. Devouring my pinkish lips to his universe. Sucking my entire galaxy with his playful tongue. Ohhhhhhh!
It lasted for I don’t know how long. I just kept my eyes close for a little longer than I expected. Then when I opened my eyes, he was staring at me. As if I’m the only queen in the universe.
Tongue to tongue. Ohhhhhhhhh I can’t help it!
Then he pulled out the condom and slowly pulled out the condom. He slowly slip his manhood to my universe. Slowly…passionately. Gawd…. I think I heard Whitney sung her eponymous song “I’m every woman”. Thrusting every inch.
His juice spilled over me. Flowing through my skin. I can feel it’s warmth. Then soon enough I let go of my own.
Pero wait…. Hindi Yata Ako nasubo ng Tama.
Huli na nang malaman ko na it should be included on his menu. I tried during the ordeal to point him on that direction but there is a bit of hesitation. Eto pa naman ang favorite ko sa buffet
Damage – I paid Mama Orly Php 1500.00. That’s minimum. I wast honking on giving him a tip pero I did not fully enjoyed my experience. Sa Ibang masseur n Lang Ako babawi
Will I hire him again? Big NO. Probably once the stars aligned and it’s a full moon….I may hire him for the ES part but he needs to improve his massage skills. Otherwise, he will just be another guy whose main credibility is that piece of meat dangling between his legs.